Hailey

UofR ⚽️

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

@drphilth_

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

I just chased a pup through a very expansive parking lot but it wouldn't stop to let me pet it & I just feel very rejected and vulnerable rn

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

How am I supposed to watch the finale of The Bachelorette tonight knowing that Chris Pratt and Anna Farris are separated and love is dead??

[Jacks @heyyy_jack]

The Pratt's were it. Love is dead and gone.

[Moran @jbone2097]

As a parent I'm gonna slip thunderstruck into my kid's bday party playlist to see which parents are cool and start chugging their Heinekens

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

only Judy can judge me

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

Life's too short to go 55 in the fast lane

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

Why are lines on the road not painted glow in the dark? Been saying this for years

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

Needs to be less "what ifs" and more "why nots"

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

Your mcm calls queso "cheese dip"

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

Someone: *asks me to do something*
Me: ha ha ha I already did one adult thing today my quota is ~filled~ better luck next time

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

Really can't wait to find someone to do life with & travel with & snuggle all the time with & pet & go on walks with & play fetch with

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

My favorite drinking game is called "the Uber arrives in 5 min"

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

Send help. I accidentally cracked open the boys instead of a cold one what do I do now

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

Sure, Charlie got a chocolate factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so who were the real winners?

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

@Summer0cean Say it louder for the people in the back 🙌🏾

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

Do u ever forget that you're driving & you're not sure if that light you just went through was green or red but ur just thankful to be alive

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

Me: I'm a very private person
Me to my uber driver who hasn't said one word to me: that reminds me of this one time in the third grade,

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

@abbykuyk @SeanLowe09 I'd sell u for the side of ranch

[Hailey @HaileyKuyk]

@abbykuyk @Lyndsiboo Get learnt Abby