White Knight ♘

What it ain't,what it is

[Mr. Turtle @TheMisterTurtle]

I won’t tell anyone when I make it, but there will be signs.

[White Knight ♘ @haileymyly]

Pombe kidogo nataka kushikia manager beer mbili because it has been a while hatujahangout 😭

[Abimbola 🥴 @Swit_Abisola]

All this just to birth a child, then they’ll decide to be a car spotter 😭

[Mini Skirt Connoisseur😮‍💨 @chioma_mmeje]

The way my mother has turned a blind eye to my tattoos? Train your parents in the way they should go, and when they are old they will never depart from it🙏

[Ricky Warutere @ericwarutere]

Mambo ya watu wawili wana exchange liquids haikuhusu.
What if they were one lake at some point?

[♡ @sh_awty_]

“i can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful

[HRH The Duke of Thomassin™ @HRHDukeThomas]

The truth is there isn’t a place, or a time, where women are safe from predators.

[HONEY B. @ITSBCHRIS]

protect all huge titty women, we should never die

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

absent dad are you fucking serious

[greg @greg16676935420]

Dolly Parton is smiling down on us from heaven

[Plantain Hashira @femii_p]

Imagine claiming a woman cannot be raped because she’s a sex worker

They need to kill some of you

[𝓚𝓪𝓻𝓵 🇫🇷🤽🏿‍♂️ @KarITunez]

The plane at my maths exam after l calculated its takeoff speed of -274km/h.

[Benny Gin Drinks @benhasfailed]

Has anyone said breast in peace

[Shiku🌼 @shikumungai_]

The titties should be near the chin today for the queen!!!
Prep your push up bras!

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Unemployment huwa haichekeshi msee.. Ikikupiga proper, kazi ya thao tano unachukua uHepe suicidal thoughts buana.. Usiwahi dhani watu wanalipwa 8K hawana akili.. Life ikikuskuma proper utatii

[Adéṣẹ̀tọ́ @Illusionist_126]

Most real readers had that Dan Brown Phase.

[Roh Emma @Roh_Emma]

If I’m ever pregnant and cannot access abortion, I will kill myself to avoid childbirth

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

That’s precisely what he is seeking, the position of Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces 🤷🏽‍♂️

[unknown @varauxk]

the earth gave us weed and mushrooms and ppl still do coke