Hailey Shoemaker

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[Hailey Shoemaker @haileyshoe]

@Keally22 A girl’s: “Tingly lip gloss” = a boy’s “spicy chapstick”

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Very excited to be on Jeopardy! tomorrow. I would be a terrible contestant, but hopefully I will be an okay category presenter.

[The Book Loft @TheBookLoftGV]

great day to read a book! or to stare blankly at the words while contemplating your own feeble mortality. your choice.

[Columbus Dispatch @DispatchAlerts]

As Ohio restricts abortions, 10-year-old girl travels to Indiana for procedure https://t.co/CGywRbG939

[saddie.baddies @saddie_baddies]

social media breaks will remind you that a lot of this shit doesn’t even deserve a reaction all the time. conserve that energy for creativity, community, love, exploration, etc.

[The Book Loft @TheBookLoftGV]

“thank you for calling the book loft, how can i help you”
“hi yes are you open today”
“no i just come when the store is closed and answer the phone for fun”

[Zach Pugh @ZachPugh]

Earth Day just feels sarcastic at this point

[GEMINI @ispeakgemini]

29 days until gemini season

[Hailey Shoemaker @haileyshoe]

no 💕

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Are Geminis ok

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am too old for any “u up?” bullshit like sorry if you want to see me send me a fucking google calendar invite 10 days in advance

[amanda @amandabb__]

does the weather even know what she wants anymore ?

[𝓙𝓮𝓷🍒 @2extra4yo]

Single ppl use half of their bed for remotes, phone, pillows and snacks😭😭

[toxic king @toxicking]

Dating tip: don’t

[Jasmyn @JasmynBeKnowing]

I need more loaves of bread made for people who live alone. Like 4 -5 slices max.
What Imma do with 20 slices of bread in 1.5 weeks?

[Roshay C. @roshaycherice]

I love a man that does without you asking❤️

[PIH Sierra Leone @pihsierraleone]

We are heartbroken by the loss of our founder, leader, and friend. Paul’s inspiration will continue to guide our work and his legacy will live on in every person who receives the care he knew they deserve and fought for them to have. Love to his family and all @PIH-ers.

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

happy valentine’s day to me i love you

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Dwight, you ignorant slut.