this kinda shit is so stupid. if iโm thinking about you then iโm gonna reach out. life is too short to play hard to get if itโs someone you ACTUALLY care about
please stop retweeting the video of the man with the incredible legs doing a flip wearing heels and then turning into a pile of ahi tuna it made me scream out loud in starbucks by myself and people stared at me
me: wakes up to a familiar yelling and goes downstairs, confused (@ 1:30 am)
also me: finds @claire_cooney in my house, hanging out with my BROTHERS. what a crazy life we live.
growing up, i thought it would be like a DREAM to be a wedding planner and now i would do anything to literally not have to plan my wedding bc everything FUCKING STRESSES ME OUT. anyway
IM BABYSITTINg and I accidentally texted the parents "the baby died" instead of the "the baby monitor died" and I SWEAR TO GOD I have never gotten a call so fast in my life