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I'm a goofball.

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Whoever said the only certainties in life are death and taxes forgot about diarrhea.

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@SarahRachael hahaha thank you for the love on this timeless classic ❤️

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Whoever said the only certainties in life are death and taxes forgot about diarrhea.

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@SadeAdelakun @camillard Ahhh! I send this as someone who has had these in her Amazon cart for months without pulling the trigger so TBD if they’re any good! https://t.co/JMlOKOFUXG

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@camillard These exist!

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@moleypoleyoley wowow I too was about to retweet this

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@moleypoleyoley Breaking twitter silence to say: 1000% with you on the dudz

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Last night while making dinner I got a notification from Fitbit congratulating me for doing 17 minutes on the elliptical.... I was standing at the stove stirring risotto.

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My dear friends - it is true. Dylan bought and wore something with close resemblance to a bucket hat. Please send thoughts n prayers during this difficult and wildly confusing time. Thank you.

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AMAZING find while searching for couches on Amazon:

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Pet an AMAZING Great Pyrenees named Sterling at the park on Sunday. His foster mom told us he loves digging holes and laying in the yard for 12 hours a day. Upon recounting this to my roommates, I decided to find a visual. This is the type of internet stalking I was born to do.

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@moleypoleyoley @j0hncline Same

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@Sid_Madden @lennonstella

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I’m that sicko scrolling back 2+ years on your Instagram to see when you decided to start penciling over your brows, trying to understand the psychology of it all.

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Starting a makeup tutorial channel that is just me doing my makeup in various public transportation locations. First up: ~*How To Find Ur Light in the Secaucus Bathrooms*~

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@moleypoleyoley

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@Starbucks You know that’s not the same thing.

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@Starbucks where is the holiday spice flat white? Just had a heart to heart with my barista about it WE NEED ANSWERS 😰

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@_KatieAmazing_ @noname This is brilliant

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It’s like... I want to be on Big Brother but I just can’t commit to a life of selling fab fit fun boxes afterwords.

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Sometimes I think about tweeting stuff and then I remember the world is a trash can fire and nothing matters!!!

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Shit I have a problem with: leveraging social justice movements to sell t-shirts.