hailey

she/her • mpls • imaginative, soft, and innovatory

[hailey @haillleyf]

*queue normal morning in the office*
coworker: “I need what ever she has”
me: “it’s Prozac”

[hailey @haillleyf]

where are all the cars from Pimp My Ride

[sigh ❀ swoon @sighswoon]

Remember when you were a teenage girl and all you wanted was to be a woman? Well now you are her. You can book a hotel. You can buy lingerie and fill it out. You can order wine and tiny food at a restaurant

[hailey @haillleyf]

I hate the feeling of missing someone it’s rather annoying would rather be doing something else poo

[hailey @haillleyf]

The fact that there will be no third season of Fleabag is ruining my life

[hailey @haillleyf]

It’s so weird that some people don’t have that little voice in your head that helps you make smart choices and also have existential dread

[hailey @haillleyf]

I’m in a relationship with my fantasy book series

[hailey @haillleyf]

a mem that lives in my head rent free is when my mom drove over rumble strips on the road she said “ope i’m driving in braille”

[hailey @haillleyf]

my drug of choice is la croix

[hailey @haillleyf]

what if clothes didn’t exist and we all just walked around naked all the time

[Eric @EricEsoteric_]

how i’ve been feeling all venus rx

[hailey @haillleyf]

Taylor Swift is an alien

[hailey @haillleyf]

@astroeleanor make it stop pls
-taurus

[hailey @haillleyf]

quinoa is the shit

[hailey @haillleyf]

the only problem with camping is that i’m so sad when i return home and have to be a fairy goirl in a corporate world

[hailey @haillleyf]

overalls, garden, bike and lake summer

[hailey @haillleyf]

are anyone else’s grandparents obsessed with Michael Bublè or just mine

[hailey @haillleyf]

i want to go fishing

[hailey @haillleyf]

the more i let go, the more the universe takes care of me, the better my life turns out

[hailey @haillleyf]

our new home is going to be such a sanctuary. i can’t wait to have my own large space and room to grow, breathe, and coexist with amazing people.