Hai

[Hai @Haillo99]

He finally overcame his fear of the water today😍❤️ (yes i know I post about him way too much)

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

Shower Food Review 37: Cotton Candy - For some reason this was the most highly requested Shower Food Review. Perhaps people wanted to see me accidentally get it wet and have it dissolve, like that sad raccoon in that viral youtube video. But I am not a raccoon. I am a man. 4/10

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

This

[Latrell Floyd, MS, MPA, EC @talkswithtrell]

She hadn’t even released her debut yet and she washed the vets on this song 🔥🔥🔥

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Instead of this we get Teslas going down tunnels one at a time

[Ungrateful Pink Steak Sammy🤌 @MonicaSherk]

@kaizermontana GOT A FAKE ID AND A NOSE RING
THOSE KIND OF GIRLS TEND TO KNOW THINGS
BETTER THAN I DO

[@roomofonesownbooks.bsky.social @RoomofOnesOwn]

IT IS 2023 AND I AM ADMITTING THAT I HAVE NO INTENTION OF READING EVERY BOOK I BUY. I LIKE COLLECTING THEM. I LIKE HAVING LOTS OF THEM AROUND. I LIKE BEING SURROUNDED BY STORIES AND POSSIBILITIES. I WANT A LIBRARY. I AM NOT A BOOK MINIMALIST LEAVE ME ALONE (WITH MY BOOKS).

[Keeanga-Yamahtta Taylor @KeeangaYamahtta]

They don’t have a “feed the hungry” unit or a “heat the cold” unit, or a “house the homeless” unit, but of course they have an “anti-looting” unit. Property is always priority. https://t.co/9smErQRwEK

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

He's got your ID
He's checking it twice
Gonna find out if he's legally allowed to kiss you
Matty Healy is coming to town

[零号病人 @tall_pale]

for christmas this year i want to go down a pant size and get $10,000 without trying

[Miss Minutes @MissMinutesTVA]

Hey there @Deadpool 👋
Love,
Miss Minutes 🧡🕰️

[LEAVE TWILIGHT ALONE @_fireandice]

I got: BWTHHYBL

Got my @twishitposting membership card signed, sealed, and delivered right here.

https://t.co/wEUcu0Mw1z

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

There’s a bot on Reddit that posts this every time someone mentions Chris Brown and it ALWAYS bears repeating

[BN Your Mom @bnYourMom]

BREAKING: The city of Buffalo announced that it has brought in "multiple private contractors" to ensure that Your Mom gets plowed throughout this weekend

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

My vibe is feeling overwhelmed but also like I’m not doing enough.