gerald the clarinet

tweeting dumb things to dumb people since 2017

[gerald the clarinet @hailmichaelcera]

why am i even on twitter

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

Dear @LidlUS

My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day.

Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.

[gerald the clarinet @hailmichaelcera]

@eternal_libra @laneyrustin @TheOrwells just saw this.. i was depressed because more and more people keep ending up being pieces of shit. maybe think before you try to sound like another typical social justice warrior.

[gerald the clarinet @hailmichaelcera]

@laneyrustin @TheOrwells i’ve been depressed since i first heard about all of this

[gerald the clarinet @hailmichaelcera]

@RiversCuomo eat your greens

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@RiversCuomo is it called “i just burned my taquito” because if so i relate

[Chrish @mistachrish]

This how middle aged women take pictures

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

RENEW BROOKLYN NINE NINE
I ONLY WATCH LIKE 4 THINGS
THIS IS ONE OF THE THINGS
#RenewB99

[gerald the clarinet @hailmichaelcera]

@RiversCuomo SIR

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@RiversCuomo i’ll c u in august bb

[gerald the clarinet @hailmichaelcera]

@jacksfilms yesss, congrats!!!

[gerald the clarinet @hailmichaelcera]

@RiversCuomo i never sleep lol

[gerald the clarinet @hailmichaelcera]

@jacksfilms johnny’s a fangirl

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@RiversCuomo the emoji movie 2

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@RiversCuomo i just fell

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@RiversCuomo “translate from dutch” is what it says under your words

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@P_H_Y_X_I_U_S @pscaylen @elijahdaniel it’s tweets like these that make me wish twitter had a dislike option.

[gerald the clarinet @hailmichaelcera]

@RiversCuomo eat ice cream and cry to yourself, it’s what i usually do