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if you ever see me running somewhere just know that it’s not at all urgent and i just be doing that shit for no reason

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husband just looked at me mystery card game in hand and said “wanna get wine and play this tonight?” ohhhhh my god that fucks so hard

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@omgkenkat if i gotta fill my own cup and grab my food from the counter i am NOT tipping.. however i do tip 7brew girlies out of pure love :/ lol

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oh and on top of everything my brake pads are squealing in the mcdonalds drive through

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just had a crazy morning full of pain and stress but all i can think about is how supportive and caring bryan was like yessssssss in sickness and in health babe love you

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tired of seeing opinions about tourette’s from people who clearly don’t understand how tourette’s works, like no you wouldnt shout nice things if u had it you fucking moron

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husband is taking me to a wolf sanctuary tomorrow morning :) this is like my oscars guys

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hey not to brag but i’ve remembered to take my iron pill two days in a row now 😏

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me and my dog with glaucoma

[ant @persistantz]

white people be like My dog has fibromialgia

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bro… zyns are lowkey chill

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

High in bass pro shops with my hands behind my back like it's the louvre

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it’s me and my heated mattress pad & potato soup against the world today

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 ❤︎ ⋆ ݁ ⸌̑⸍͂ @misskerrington]

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things

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@omgkenkat ion think he’ll be able to find em :/ hahahah pussy boy

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@omgkenkat and you were so quick to judge my colleague 👀👀👀💜

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@omgkenkat i wish i could agree with her but she’s so wrong

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@omgkenkat you cackling while i’m checking to see if i still have vision or not hahahaha

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@omgkenkat uhm no we will remind you ur that bitch on saturday duh

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coming home, pouring a sweet tea, rolling a j, putting on pjs & fuzzy socks, throwing on a shitty YA tv show, lamps on lights off, heater set to 72- i’m fucking burning with satisfaction

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Meanwhile the life of an only daughter looks like this

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fighting the urge to say “these aren’t for me i swear!” every time i pick up more zyn for bryan