hailey

don’t take me seriously

[hailey @hailsmc52]

part for coop?

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

i love my boyishness i’m like if a performative man had a fat ass and actually liked women

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[Brooke !! @tomupilled]

'i asked chatgpt' well i asked johnny knoxville n he said welcome to jackass

[the man formerly known as indeed @punishedindeed]

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings

[dove @dovedreamsss]

this fuckass image has been bouncing around my head for the past few days. didapponging. i love it

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

someone needs to do something drastic to address the price of mini eggs in this country

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

I get so gay off that Celsius

[hailey @hailsmc52]

I’m white people

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater

[the giggler @melonsodsie]

I said i wish i was high on potenuse

[m @lightnds]

my bed time strict af don’t disturb me

[liam @DrDomodoPhD]

naming my son honey mustard

[liam @DrDomodoPhD]

naming my son $9 dollar luxe box

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

That large kid Binky from "Arthur" appalls me

[karina˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @karina_core]

i’m like if the sweetest girl ever was also very awesome and liked to drink beer