haley evelyn 🌸

laissez faire | ewu 22

[haley evelyn 🌸 @hailsssi]

i either hate myself or have a god complex there is no in between

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Fuck it put her on Mount Rushmore

[lex updog @niceupdog]

dolly parton will return as a hurricane to destroy the white house

[Maria Palmer @PalmerRadio]

Tomorrow it will be especially difficult to tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition

[kk❦ @claudvneuman]

DOLLY PARTON I’M GOING WITH YOU MAMA

[ًً @duceamore]

me in the club on friday cus it's hayden's birthday and ima do my big one for the queen

[𓆩nemo𓆪 @donthurturself8]

save the world for them. stop climate change for them. destroy all data centers for them.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Project Hail Mary (2026)

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

for anyone unfamiliar with american horror story this is like if rihanna returned to music

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

When you just did your laundry and now you have all your s-tier clothes back in the closet

[Fótògrapher @fotographerhq]

i don’t even crash out anymore so i just wait for the next money to come and i spend it unnecessarily again

[blanc @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[໊ @buffys]

i can’t wait to see the world’s reaction to bad bunny opening the superbowl to this

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

Mind you the kids in the school shooting on the same day didn’t receive any of this

[steven @egyptian_neenan]

I hope we all recognize that late night tv hosts are being held to a higher standard than our elected leaders and the current regime

[The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸 @B1TuckerCarlson]

20 kids shot at a catholic school: zero conservative tears

Charlie Kirk gets shot:
https://t.co/FuHBNMfmTi