Hayley Wells

she’s obliged to no one

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

Thank you Japanese Breakfast for spending 815 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/xctjp4K118

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

If you can’t be content with what you’ve received, be thankful for what you have escaped #deepthoughts

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

I just killed a piano fortissimo version of an #AvrilLavigne song on the 🎹 keys at my rents' whilst screlting some high notes #FBF reliving my teens. #Unwanted #Itsadamncoldnight

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

@AnnHornaday It’s okay if you don’t “get” understated humor but please leave it to the professionals re: Isle of Dogs

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It’s great to see how open-minded LA is when I was openly feeding my #Tamagotchi in public. #Proud to be a(n) (#Japanese consumer) #American

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

As a nanny I’m having to force myself not to look at my clients’ children as mementos of their literal love-making but on this day, it’s harder than usual. #ew #gross

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

To the sociopathic reader who solipsistically DOG-EARED ENTIRE PAGES of a #vincentvangogh biography, a library book (for Christ’s sake), including pages containing his artwork: YOU ARE A MONSTER! Hell will welcome you soon enough, demonic patron of the #losangelespubliclibrary

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

Just asked #Alexa who she wished her Valentine was and she began to list the many reasons why it was #IdrisElba YAS KWEEN

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

So great Don Henley and the boys finally won a #SuperBowl Eh, @recurrentrunner #Eagles

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

What do you call a robot’s colonoscopy? ENEMA-TRONIC #robots

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

“Einstein’s a jerk because he left his wife to go marry his cousin.” 3rd Grade boy to friend @realoverheardla #elementaryschool #Eequalsincest

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

She felt the promise of today was vast-like opening a blank journal-possibilities at every empty page ready to be filled in. #MLKDay2018 #MondayMotivaton

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

Come to find my vape is pure truffle oil which is why I crave five star foods when I’m high on it. #damnthisstuffisexpensive

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

After every role, Daniel Day-Lewis sheds his skin to make new his vessel of art #GoldenGlobes #danieldaylewis #hiOprah

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

This is the year I will start watching #GameofThrones This is the only promise I’m making in #2018

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

Happier than a 5 year old kid on a hike carrying a big stick with a ring pop in their mouth #backinLA

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

On the naughty list as a kid you get coal but as an adult you get cold sores, a yeast infection AND hemorrhoids...#Santa you are so mean. Next year I’m writing to #Krampus

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

Hope everyone remembered to ship your Turbo Man action figure #HECKUVARUSH #JingleAllTheWay

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

LA kid lands in Denver, CO and upon seeing the snow says “There’s decoration on the floor!”
#itsbeginningtolookalotlikeChristmas #kid #snowy #Colorado

[Hayley Wells @hailstormcomet]

Making my way through life fixing one crooked painting at a time and detailing my fixtures during commercial breaks #obsessivecompulsivedisorder #ocd