Hailee Windsor

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

"perfect men don't exis––"

[Hailee Windsor @hailwind2]

So hi twitter.... it's been awhile lol

[South Park @SouthPark]

All those lonely nights at the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle feelin' like a whore...

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Awww, sweet!

https://t.co/q3WNIBrIog

[Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog]

Women are attracted to men with mullets and crocs

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Real question: What are the chances I make it through #BatmanvSuperman without blurting "You guys should kiss though."

[Hailee Windsor @hailwind2]

@BetsWen Oh sweet jesus.... your dream come true

[Hailee Windsor @hailwind2]

Professional snugglers exist and make $60 an hour..... @aParadoxFlawed I'm writing a proposal at our work.

[Ryan @ry_hernandezz]

#dogs tripping on thay Christmas cheer 🌲🌲 https://t.co/NIqjbkPlYc