Hailey Gottardy

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

@SydneyLWatson My husband, who shared this with me, had the same plan. The cut off for school is September 1st. Our kids were September 3rd and September 27th.

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

@LanceG_27

[Joey G @jgrazz23]

Has there been a bigger slap in the face to America than what is happening on @espn right now? Wimbledon (the tennis championship of ENGLAND) is happening while they have relegated the greatest American tradition, the #NathansHotDogEatingContest has been relegated to ESPN2.

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

My son stayed home sick with my husband, @LanceG_27, yesterday and now he’s requesting to listen to the fastest two minutes on repeat @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake @Philly_Mays @PardonMyMeme @hen_ease

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

If the banana boys can hear me, we need you. Get back into this game. Give our team hope. #Rangers #TexasRangers #bananaboys #redheadbananaistheonlyonewatching

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

@PardonMyTake Was going to let my son vote but he was mad there weren’t pictures in the graphic. Missed demographic

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

Let me preface this by saying, 90% of the time I think @LanceG_27 does a great job prioritizing his family while playing golf (ie. early morning tee time, weekdays > weekend, turning back on the 13th hole when shit hits the fan at home). But 10% of me really feels this.

[Good Morning Football @gmfb]

"It takes the international space station 90 minutes to orbit around the earth... It takes you 90 minutes to shoot 6 over through the first 6 holes."

@Sara_Walsh just dropped everything all of the disgruntled golf spouses can relate to... ⛳🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♀️

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

@BarstoolBigCat I’m lost. I don’t know where to go from here. How do I recover from the feeling of being up 27-0 now to this

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

@Joey_crisci Crumbles or liquid form?

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

@LanceG_27 it’s keepy uppy

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The next great sport https://t.co/wNJxDrGDeG

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

@RepPatFallon @EveningEdit @FoxBusiness @RepPatFallon I received your response to an email I sent about the Uvalde shooting. You clearly did not read my email and were planning this response no matter what I said. You negate everything I shared in my email. I’m concerned I’m not the only constituent you are ignoring.

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

Just putting this on your timeline again because horses are the most majestic animal on the planet

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

Biggest upset ever? 🐎🐎🐎#KentuckyDerby148

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

#prayersfroma2yrold “God, make my couch clean.” Context: he threw up on it twice yesterday

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

@BarstoolBigCat Like a load of bread.

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

Prayers from a 2 year old should be a twitter series. Last night, “thank you God for triangles.” Tonight, “thanks for boxes.”

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

The worst email a parent can get. @LanceG_27 @katebarstool

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

@reganncrisci You remember when the Berlin Wall cam down?! You’re such a baby!

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

I didn’t know today was Holocaust Remembrance Day. Leave it to Barstool to educate us…but really interesting read

[The Wonton Don @DonnieDoesWorld]

Heavier topic than I'm used to writing about but here's a story about my current apartment in Italy I thought was worth sharing today.
https://t.co/8853eOEWX3

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

“Why should I bother if they aren’t going to?” Walks into the bedroom, slams the door, and turns on the sound machine for a nap. #longhornbasketball @LanceG_27

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

@LanceG_27 @LanceG_27 doesn’t understand my strategy. So jealous

[Hailey Gottardy @hailzgottardy]

@mrscoleytaylor @LanceG_27 What a game! I’m 2/2