Tommy Hainer

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@stackmack Barger and Straw nap in the back while Schneider drives around and quotes fences and decks for old ladies. If he makes a deal, he gives a handshake, whistles twice, and the boys appear out of nowhere with a pile of lumber over their shoulders.

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@stackmack This all supports the theory that Davis Schneider runs a fly-by-night construction company out of the back of a rusty pickup truck.

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@bomani_jones Hey Bomani, I know you’re busy, but up in Canada the Knicks of the North are Maple Leafing real hard right now. Know any Saints fans who could spare some paper bags until the fall?

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@minakimes @FoxworthShow think there’s any chance we could crowdfund enough money to get @bomani_jones and @ryenarussillo to go on a 2-week trip together and do a 5-hour podcast about it?

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@nationalpost @fpcomment I mean... you're arguing that we should have income tax brackets, where you pay a higher tax % on higher levels of income. I've got great news for you!

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@NoLayingUp Shouldn’t we have always known that the C-suite Open would be won by the guy who presumably sold the naming rights to himself?

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@BigRandyNLU @JKornahrens @eamonlynch @TronCarterNLU Just retweet this tweet of yours right now, and you’ be all good. Jarring that ace was a true Rub of the Green situation for you. #BlockParty

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@TronCarterNLU @BigRandyNLU @NoLayingUp Has anybody ever seen Michael Block and Sister Jean in the same place at the same time? Getting a lot of the same vibes.

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@brianlilley @matttomic The country with way less guns has a way lower percentage of gun homicides? Didn’t know you were such a gun control advocate.

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@DownGoesBrown Every night in the NHL is that time everyone freaked out because it would help 2 NFL teams if they tied on purpose. But the NHL teams try to kneel out the clock

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@GETDUCKETS

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@acthomasca If a team was really optimizing performance to the extreme, would the goal not be to have 82 0-0 ties in a season, and an expected 123 points? The NFL had one game with incentive for both teams to take a knee for 70 minutes. That's the default NHL setting

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@DownGoesBrown I really hoped that once the NFL spent a week talking about two teams taking a knee for the whole game to guarantee a tie, we’d talk more about how that’s the incentive in 98% of NHL regular season games. But alas.

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@ChazAbagnale The guy who thinks it’s impossible to know how Duke basketball is perceived has 30 tweets’ worth of knowledge about everything women want and their inner dialogues

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@jaredbook @DownGoesBrown Stanley Cup Hockey on snes was pretty bad for this too. It also moved in slow motion and was impossible to score.

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

I’ve still never seen any of the hidden pictures in a Magic Eye book.

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@JimSimpy @PierreVLeBrun @wyshynski @Buccigross But… that’s… uh, exactly how it works right now

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@DownGoesBrown Forgot the first part, where I panicked and did some math to make sure that wasn't more than 25 years ago

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@DownGoesBrown *click*
*CTRL+F*
*M-c-C-a-r-t-y*

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@TwitterSupport . Huh. This worked instantly.

[Tommy Hainer @Hainer80]

@TwitterSupport Can i get my chronological timeline back? Thanks.