Hannah

[Hannah @haintsilent]

Boys will put dijon mustard on a turkey sandwich and start explaining their sophisticated palette to you.

[Hannah @haintsilent]

I love listening to girls talk

[Hannah @haintsilent]

@socialistassman Queenie

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

me on the battlefield during World War 3 looking for iced coffee and a phone charger

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A man faked his own death before turning up at his funeral in a helicopter to “teach his family a lesson”

[Hannah @haintsilent]

@LilyTomlin @roadsidetweets Words cannot capture my joy when I saw a trailer in the theater tonight. So excited, Lily.

[Tomlin and Wagner @LilyTomlin]

We are dropping the #MovingOn trailer tomorrow 8am pacific/9am central/ 10am est/ 1:00pm gmt and utc. Oh help me if I have missed anyone. Spread the word so we can watch together. See you then. @roadsidetweets

[Hannah @haintsilent]

@qualitea_alex Alex, this reminds me of your AP Lit presentation

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

me la paso el día entero hablando solo

[Hannah @haintsilent]

@heavenly_rush Mine was Black Eyed Peas 😔

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Where’s your degree from? Beautiful princess university?

[marie ennui: guillotine operator @PastaVersaucy]

Hop in loser, we’re going crying

[daniela @abolishICE6969]

we never did get to grab that drink…

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

the queen this the queen that. what about me

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

What was the last sighting of #BigFoot🦶🏽

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

I’m gonna miss u Australia

[Hannah @haintsilent]

@heavenly_rush Exquisite 😙👌

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

i’m with my sister in the ER right now (she’s fine) and i sent my mom this panorama photo my sister had me take as a joke and my mom called me freaking out thinking it was real 😭😭