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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Lamine Yamal: “Our weak point stands out more against teams like Bayern or PSG”.

“They're teams with more physical strength and they force you to run a lot and stay focused throughout the entire match”.

“In contrast, Arsenal is a more tactical match, one that focuses more on ball possession”.

“think PSG is one of the favorites, but their problem is that winning again after already having won is something very difficult. That's the hardest thing in football”.

“When you win a title, winning it again is the most complicated part”, told Movistar.

[Mod @CFCMods]

It’s such a blessing being healthy and alive, can’t ever take this for granted. Alhamdulillah.

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Koma sebab apa anon?

[No Context Prem @NoContextEPL]

Tottenham have now lost more league games at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium than Arsenal have at the Emirates.

Tottenham moved into their new stadium 13 years after Arsenal did🤯

[Umeh💡 @UmehWrites]

In 2018 an airport worker named Richard stole an empty airplane and flew it for over an hour, performing different stunts. He was not a pilot, and his only “experience” was flying in video games. The conversation before he finally cr@shed was so emotional, he was named the Sky King.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Football won

[Charly Wargnier ♨️ @DataChaz]

Best use of AI I've seen this year

[FTBL_Planet @FTBL_Planet]

When Paul Merson left Aston Villa in 2002, he genuinely thought he still had another year of Premier League football left in him.

Instead, Villa paid him £100,000 to go.

Merson drove home devastated, sat on the sofa and cried, with no idea where he was going to play next.

Then the phone rang.

It was Harry Redknapp.

“I’m in charge at Pompey now, son.”

“Are they any good?”

Harry did not exactly oversell it.

“They’re f****** s***, son.”

“They finish in the bottom half every year, they always have to win one of their last games to stay up.”

“I’ve come in and I can’t believe how s*** they are.”

But Redknapp had cleared most of the squad out, brought in a load of free transfers and wanted Merson to join him.

“Come down, I’ll make you captain and we’ll have a right f****** go.”

The problem was that Merson had remarried, had twins in Birmingham and had no interest in moving the family down to Portsmouth or travelling to the coast for training every day.

Harry found a way around that as well.

“Don’t work Mondays, don’t work Wednesdays and don’t work Fridays.”

“Just make sure you turn it on for me when Saturday comes.”

The wages were going to be much lower than Merson had been earning at Villa.

“Well, that’s William Hill’s loss, not mine.”

“Let them worry about that.”

“Gaffer, I’ll sign.”

Merson had spent his career at clubs where the players were looked after.

At Portsmouth, he suddenly found himself taking his own training gear home every night and washing it.

That lasted until Kev the kit man came up with a proposition.

For £50 a week, Kev would do all of a player’s laundry.

Merson thought £50 a week sounded a bit steep.

But there was something in his Portsmouth contract that gave him an idea.

He had taken a huge pay cut to sign, but if Pompey won promotion to the Premier League, he would receive a £250,000 bonus.

After Harry’s introduction to the club, Merson did not think there was much chance of that happening anyway.

“I’ll tell you what I’ll do, mate.”

“If you wash my kit for the rest of the season for nothing, I’ll give you ten grand if we go up.”

Merson thought he had got himself a brilliant deal.

Kev nearly bit his hand off.

Pompey beat Nottingham Forest 2-0 in his first game, and Merson could not believe the noise at Fratton Park.

The following week at Crystal Palace was rather less convincing.

Pompey were 2-0 down at half-time and had been battered.

Merson walked off wondering what he had done.

“What the f*** have I done coming here?”

“Don’t tell me it’s one of them ones where we win one week and get battered the next…”

Harry changed the system at half-time, moved Merson into a free role behind two strikers and Portsmouth came back to win 3-2 with a last-minute goal.

The wins kept coming.

And every time Merson walked into training, there was Kev.

“As the campaign got underway and the team went on a winning streak, he’d come into training every day with a smile on his face.”

“He could smell his money.”

By now, the £10,000 laundry bet was looking considerably less clever.

Portsmouth won the First Division title by six points.

Merson collected the £250,000 promotion bonus he had barely considered possible when he signed.

And somewhere along the way, Kev had earned himself £10,000 for washing one man’s football kit.

“It was official: Pompey’s kit man was running the most expensive laundry in the world.”

“The tragic thing was, I was his best customer.”
#football

[Juju bloke @Jujubloke]

Hey @grok, remove all and leave the easiest league phase out of the five Premier League teams

[433 @433]

𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐋’𝐒 🆑 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐄 🔴⚪️

🏟️ Real Madrid
✈️ Bayern
🏟️ Dortmund
✈️ Real Betis
🏟️ Lille
✈️ Napoli
🏟️ Sabah
✈️ Slavia Praha

[ZULAB @zulabmm]

Masalah Man United ni ialah masalah delusional bukan sahaja oleh fans malah oleh ex player, maybe jugak coaching staff dan even owner.

Masa Arsenal zaman banter era, kami tahu Arsenal bangang dan player bangang dan manager bangang. So kami set expectations low. Kami tak sembang nak jadi title challengers straight away. Kami sembang top 4 dulu. Dan kami tak rendahkan team lawan especially team2 kecik.

[jentikhati @jentikhati]

Jaga solat, الله jaga kita.

[• @Al__Quraan]

O Allah, put barakah in my time.

[al. @dumbtrvck]

Ternyata sholat subuh itu menentukan mood selama seharian

[ecii @ecidhani]

Gaiss, aku cuma mau ngingetin. Allah SWT jauh lebih besar daripada segala kekhawatiran yang kita rasakan. Apa pun yang sedang membuatmu cemas hari ini, percayalah bahwa Allah memiliki kuasa atas semuanya dan selalu menyiapkan jalan terbaik untuk hamba-Nya.

[ijuu🧚🏻‍♀️ @juuiijuu_]

Ternyata dimarahin karna belum sholat itu bentuk cinta yang gak semua orang masih punya

[Molly @Molly_AFC]

🚨No wonder Arsenal is the most hated club in England. Setting world records in 1920 👀

[MYNEWSHUB @mynewshub]

Bunyi Disangka Tangisan Wanita Dipercayai Berpunca Daripada Tekanan Air Paip – Polis

Oleh Mynewshub

PETALING JAYA – Polis mengesahkan bunyi yang disangka tangisan wanita di sebuah bangunan di sini sebenarnya berpunca daripada tekanan air dalam sistem paip.

Ketua Polis Daerah Petaling Jaya, Asisten Komisioner Shamsudin Mamat berkata, pemeriksaan dilakukan selepas rakaman kejadian tular di media sosial.

Menurutnya, pemeriksaan di bilik utiliti dan semua aras bangunan tidak menemui sebarang perkara mencurigakan.

“Semua aras telah diperiksa, namun tiada apa-apa yang mencurigakan,” katanya.

Beliau berkata, pengawal keselamatan turut mendengar bunyi itu sebelum mengenal pasti ia datang daripada paip air.

“Bunyi itu berpunca daripada sistem paip akibat tekanan air,” katanya.

Terdahulu, video memaparkan orang ramai berkumpul di luar bilik utiliti tular di media sosial dengan bunyi yang didakwa menyerupai tangisan wanita.

Rakaman itu mencetuskan pelbagai spekulasi dan gesaan supaya siasatan dijalankan.

Bagaimanapun, polis mengesahkan tiada unsur jenayah atau perkara mencurigakan di lokasi. – MYNEWSHUB

[king👑 @king_tobiloba]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Bruno + Rice + Odegard
Inevitable Masterclass 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

Thierry Henry in December 2024: “I have mad respect for Monaco, but Arsenal is where my heart is, that will never change. Number two [in my heart]? Arsenal. Three? Arsenal.” ❤️🇫🇷