caroline goldfarb

🐟 comedy entrenepeuse 💕 writer on @sexlivesonmax ✨ cofounder @eatfishwife

[caroline goldfarb @hairoline]

me thinking I look cute after dropping $75 at drybar

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Dwayne Johnson as Maui in the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake.

[Jason Blum @jason_blum]

I’m on a Disney cruise. It’s amazing

[caroline goldfarb @hairoline]

Roses are red
Quantum physics is intellectual

[E! News @enews]

Helen Mirren Says Tomatoes Are Bisexual https://t.co/m1Njunv9bC

[Randy McRandy @royaleminit]

“Are you wearing the-”
“The #Conclave boots? Yeah, I am.”

[caroline goldfarb @hairoline]

Election counterprogramming

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Today i learned that cows like jazz music because the sax sounds like mooing to them 😭😭

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

We all know Trump was a hustler, but hustling women out of the rights to THEIR OWN body is nasty work!! Hustling Americans out of their hard earned money by selling $500 Trump Sneakers, $60 Trump Bibles, and $100,000 Trump Watches is even nastier!! Tomorrow he’ll be hustling you out of your healthcare rights. Donald Trump talks about how he has concepts of a plan… but the only concept of a plan he has is a plan to hustle YOU

[caroline goldfarb @hairoline]

WHO'S READY FOR SEASON 3 of SEX LIVES OF COLLEGE GIRLS?! It's full of more sex, more lives, *and* more girls!! LFG SOPHOMORE YEAR! 👅💅🏻📓

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

Babe wake up, sophomore year is in session ❤️‍🔥

Season 3 of the Max Original Series #TheSexLivesofCollegeGirls premieres November 21 on Max.

[caroline goldfarb @hairoline]

Update: apples

[caroline goldfarb @hairoline]

@megalopolismov What are your favorite on set snacks?

[caroline goldfarb @hairoline]

@megalopolismov What are your favorite on set snacks?

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

There’s a light projection of Steve Harvey over Atlanta right now and I have no clue why

[caroline goldfarb @hairoline]

wtf is an “ice cream studio”

[DJ Judd @DJJudd]

Vice President Kamala Harris is stopping by "Smize & Dream," the DC ice cream studio owned by model, actress, host and entrepreneur Tyra Banks.

[caroline goldfarb @hairoline]

Fuck… I need him so bad

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

Jabba the Hutt Popcorn Bucket will be available at Disneyland Park during Season of The Force starting April 5.

[caroline goldfarb @hairoline]

I love cinema!!!! The movies are back baby

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Hugh Grant as Tony the Tiger in Jerry Seinfeld’s ‘UNFROSTED’.

The film follows a kind of made up origin story for Pop-Tarts.

(Source: https://t.co/XPPilv2Jy4)

[caroline goldfarb @hairoline]

RIP my celebrity doppelganger 👼🏻 forever in my heart looking like a male version of me

[Variety @Variety]

Richard Lewis, the stand-up comedian who also starred alongside Larry David in “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” has died. He was 76.

Lewis announced last April he had been diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease and was retiring from stand-up comedy.

https://t.co/1xbj0xVNRM

[caroline goldfarb @hairoline]

This is the only celeb couple I care about!!!!

[Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb]

Meryl Streep and Martin Short enjoy cozy dinner date at celeb-favorite Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica - after denying romance rumors multiple times https://t.co/la1VPp1nx8

[caroline goldfarb @hairoline]

this is the best thread of all time

[caroline goldfarb @hairoline]

Wrote about the love of my life (my nut milk maker) for @strategist

[The Strategist @strategist]

"Straining multiple cups of thick liquid through a cheesecloth is messy and chaotic. What am I, an Amish pioneer woman? No thank you. I am a modern, lazy woman looking for solutions." @hairoline on her beloved Almond Cow: https://t.co/nTAWkEolOB

[Victoria 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @Hanasaku_Yuri]

the scale of presidential doodles is something I did not know I needed in my life