James Porteous

Surveyor dealing with Investment Property. Former Geologist and Rugby player now enjoying sport just so I can eat more cake.

[N°rthern Brews @NB_BeerFestival]

COMPETITION TIME (as explained by your Beer Zen Master) in the Northern Brews 🏠! Follow, like, share, retweet & all that jazz,to be entered in our prize draw. We have 2 pairs of weekend passes available for you lovely people.Comp closes Weds 4pm #Didsbury #Manchester #CraftBeer

[James Porteous @hairychimp]

@PHL3755 @iamfoxes @wolfalicemusic @GoGo_Penguin Three belters there Pete!

[James Porteous @hairychimp]

@GMCycleHiveMind Thank you 🙏

[James Porteous @hairychimp]

If anyone in #Manchester sees this #bike it was #stolen last night. It’s a pretty rare #Donhou #DDS3 not worth loads but has sentimental value being hand built for me. Reward if found. #grey #cx #cyclocross

[James Charnock @JameseCharnock]

It's a big day for @RealChangeMANC! We've got a new name - but our remit to help people who have experienced homelessness in Manchester is still the same.

Please help me tell people about our change of name by RT'ing this & visiting https://t.co/P7rM92fTMC to find out more. xx

[James Porteous @hairychimp]

For the record he was a very good surveyor back in 2016… 🤣: Ben Watson wins time trial gold 🏅- Congratulations Ben 👏👏👏 https://t.co/g6D3nLPuQG

[James Porteous @hairychimp]

@BennyWatson89 Congrats Ben & well deserved. Look forward to seeing you smash it 💥

[lemn sissay OBE FRSL @lemnsissay]

Alert! I wake and rise from my bed
It is solstice, the light and the way,
And so "welcome dear sun" I said
And the sun said "It was yesterday "

[Clare Murray-Brown @clare_mb]

Over 18? Get down to Owens Park today - here until 8pm! Tell your friends!!! @HealthySouthMCR @ManchesterHCC @bevcraig @DBCP_INT @doctormkumar

[Elsie Whittington @Elsielrw]

I just read that Manchester has been in lockdown or a higher status of restrictions for 302 of the last 365 days 🤯and I wonder why I'm so exhausted, depressed and socially unfulfilled... zoom and walks in the park can only take you so far... 👩‍💻🙄😔

[James Porteous @hairychimp]

@NorthRoadCycles @campagquinn @NorthRoadSte I’ve just seen this in the carbon! 😍 Both bike and owner looking 👌

[James Porteous @hairychimp]

@Jebbster1975 It’s one of the things I’ve always admired about it though. The sport credits the skills of most positions more than others.

[James Porteous @hairychimp]

@JordanKJeffery Yep and 2020 in one sentence “you’re on mute”

[James Porteous @hairychimp]

@JameseCharnock @Ross_Clan @GrandmasterJez @worldfair64 @AlexM11 @Lodge_Andy @maxybyrne @Wightmanmike71 @nicwhitton @alexbassberry @theSuperboz @HanCharnock @mattsmith80 @Yoobloo @JRLappin @LMalpas @RosieJHJones Just tell me when and I’ll buy the 1st round. 😘

[James Porteous @hairychimp]

Suicide figures are up 200% since lockdown. Could 2 friends please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

Call 116 123 (Samaritans UK)

Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet

[James Porteous @hairychimp]

@_blOKes @Jebbster1975 @RugbyHoppers I remember watching that game. I think it was against Scotland.

[James Porteous @hairychimp]

@JameseCharnock I know someone who ordered a taxi as they won’t let you walk through a drive thru. That’s what my friend said anyway.

[James Porteous @hairychimp]

@CarrickReal Go to London. I guarantee you’ll be either mugged or unappreciated...

[James Porteous @hairychimp]

@GuyKilty Another @Aiannucci masterpiece?

[James Porteous @hairychimp]

One trend that will definitely come out of this crisis will be an acceleration of the demand for quality and #sustainable offices.