Captain Haitian 🎯🇭🇹

Stay blessed

[Captain Haitian 🎯🇭🇹 @haitian895]

Figured it was only right I celebrated my new super speed with Twitter 🦸🏿‍♂️🇭🇹

[the Urban Yogi @Lazce]

They'll shut down something good before they stop something evil

[𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚠𝙱𝚛𝚘 @MeltingSnowBro]

I feel for her, I stood next to some women and they didn't fall in love with me either, so now I'm out of ideas.

[Captain Haitian 🎯🇭🇹 @haitian895]

@lmaosmicfi Ahead of my time 🤣

[🖤 Sophia 🖤 @Richard_Vixen]

This is not a normal way to think

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“I didn't vote for this!”
Yes you did. You just voted for it to happen to someone else. Not you.

[poet @wavstxr]

u can deadass go on imessage and type in the exact contact name of the chat ur looking for & it’ll say ‘no results’ lol

[ً @artfuIchaos]

why tf is the pressure to “be the bigger person” always placed on the person who was wronged?

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

my grandma reveals that i am the smartest and most handsomest boy

[Beanie @Beanie13072]

This is why people can’t tell me shit about crime stats

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

If my kid scored this goal they’d have to kick me out of the game

[t$ @dinereauxx]

i’m not working 3 jobs regardless of the economy, so there’s that

[Carlos @MattBlakeStan]

Literally what the fuck made you think that lol

[Betrigan @Betrigansmh]

Maybe they should have some kind of school where people like Jean can learn to have more responsibility with their powers

Some kind of institute for gifted youths

[Marcelo€ @Banderson8921]

I’m not going to lie I’m kinda sick of celebs not naming names..either expose them or shut up

[Mari @mrcapsaveahoe1]

Would of tore that whole city up

[refentse @refentsek_]

The theatre gets dark, no one will see how lonely you are, just go

[꙳•✡︎ @CELLPHONECRYING]

how are cows and chickens not extinct? we eat them mfs like bags of chips

[miia @miiagarro]

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

[Katlego Makgaila @Katlego_Mack]

Month end indicator.