Hajitako Ricebowl & Takoyaki

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Okonomiyaki | Sate Gurita | Thaitea

Tegal Parang Utara No. 17C

Ig: @hajitakoid

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[Sean Kelly @seanpk]

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[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

ORANG LUAR NEGERI KE INDONESIA

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Holiday."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice holiday."

***

"Hi, you're late to the online meeting."
"Sorry, it's 2 AM here, I have to adjust my schedule."
"Where are you now?"
"I stay in Bali now. It's cheap, the living cost is only a tiny fraction of my salary. I can save A LOT, and I mean A LOOOOT."
"Wow, you don't need work visa for that?"
"I just stay in my room, no one knows that I am working."
"Local tax?"
"No, I am on tourist visa."

***

"Having a nice holiday? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Kuala Lumpur? Must be another holiday."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Holiday."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice holiday."

***

"Having a nice holiday? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Kuala Lumpur? Must be another holiday."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Holiday."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice holiday."

***

"It's been almost two years since you stay in Bali, how is it?"
"Amazing, cheap and tax free!"

ORANG INDONESIA KE LUAR NEGERI

"Halo mbak, saya perlu urus visa buat ke US."
"Untuk keperluan apa?"
"Saya ada konferensi ilmiah di Boston. Buat S3 saya, wajib hadir presentasi biar papernya bisa terbit."
"Oke ini jadwal yang tersedia."
"Mesti nunggu 2 bulan?"
"Iya mas, penuh soalnya."
"Aduh, mepet ya."
"Coba dulu aja mas. Ini syarat dokumennya."

***

"Kenapa uang tabungannya cuma segini? Mas perlu sekian ratus juta mengendap."
"Saya adanya cuma segini."
"Mas perlu surat pernyataan gak akan kerja di sana."
"Lah, itu surat undangan dari konferensi gak cukup?"
"Gak cukup, harus ada tabungan sama pernyataan. Tiket pulang pergi juga udah harus ada."
"Kalau gak ada gimana?"
"Visanya bisa gak keluar."

***

"Halo, visa Anda ditolak."
"Hah kenapa?"
"Kami gak bisa kasih tahu alasannya."
"Haduh, terus paper konferensi saya gimana?"
"Maaf."

[Hajitako Ricebowl & Takoyaki @hajitakoid]

@SoundOfYogi Dulu ASN pegawai pajak dibunuh, ditusuk berkali2 sama pengemplang pajak. Ngeri.

[Dandhy Laksono @Dandhy_Laksono]

Kalau kurang beras, ambil dari Sulawesi.
Listriknya dari batubara Kalimantan.
Minyak gorengnya dari sawit Sumatra.
Emas, kayu, gas, bisa ambil dari Papua.
Perlu ikan? Maluku dan Maluku Utara.
Mobil listrik? Ambil nikel Halmahera.

Tapi Presiden & Wapres, biar Jawa yang tentukan.

[Hajitako Ricebowl & Takoyaki @hajitakoid]

@irwndfrry Eh sampe salah akun gw.

[Hajitako Ricebowl & Takoyaki @hajitakoid]

@irwndfrry Yg itu ga bakal mau kalah debat bang. Ntar beloknya ke mana2, dah gw bikin bisu dia dr notif gw.

[SERIE A LAWAS @SerieA_Lawas]

Waktu berjalan sangat cepat.

Simeone, Chiesa, Thuram, dan Weah generasi baru.

📸 @IFTVofficial

[FN @FansNerazzurri]

Pak @erickthohir , Inter pak tolong datangin, infonya mau batalin tur ke US, dan berniat ke Asia. Mampir satu pertandingan ok sih Pak 😉

[NerazzurriFans @NerazzurriFans]

Telur bukan sembarang telur ✌️

[Gill Clark aka Oma Gill @OmaGillClark]

Hello badminton fans.
I have finally taken the plunge and joined the modern world by setting up a Twitter account. Looking forward to another week in Bangkok and commentating on the #ThailandOpen2022.
📷:Badminton Photo

[Hajitako Ricebowl & Takoyaki @hajitakoid]

@worksfess Buka usaha itu bukan berarti sok mau buka usaha. Bertahan di tengah sulitnya pandemi juga bukan mau sok. Tapi sadar bahwa ada pegawai yang bergantung dengan usaha ini. Hak dan kewajiban UMKM-karyawan dilindungi UU, termasuk besarnya upah.

[Hajitako Ricebowl & Takoyaki @hajitakoid]

@Saham_fess dari harga 300 masih aja banyak yang nanyain begini

[Hajitako Ricebowl & Takoyaki @hajitakoid]

@upiilutpi @Saham_fess ini kayaknya Kalendernya Ajaib

[Hajitako Ricebowl & Takoyaki @hajitakoid]

@uusbiasaaja Ngomongin diri sendiri?

[Hajitako Ricebowl & Takoyaki @hajitakoid]

@FunJunkies Bukan Indonesia nampaknya

[Hajitako Ricebowl & Takoyaki @hajitakoid]

@sheknowshoney Buat yang muslim dan bilang "Aku gak minta dilahirkan"

[Hajitako Ricebowl & Takoyaki @hajitakoid]

@muthiastp Buat yang muslim dan bilang : "Aku gak minta dilahirkan"

[Hajitako Ricebowl & Takoyaki @hajitakoid]

@ryuchagiyaa @LilianL92090469 @sunset_gazing Yaelah, pacarmu perokok aja ga bisa kamu bikin berenti. Apa yg menjadi diri kita itu ga hanya dr ortu. Dan bukan tg jawab ortu menghapus pengaruh org lain dr kita. Stop blaming your parents if you are adult enough to make a decision.

[Hajitako Ricebowl & Takoyaki @hajitakoid]

@muthiastp Kalau dalam keyakinan Islam, sebenarnya mereka sudah ditanya kok di alam sebelum dalam perut ibunya. Pertanyaannya semacam: "Yakin lu mau dilahirin?" dijawab "Yes, I'm so excited". Lahir deh. Cuma ya pas lahir & besar, ga inget pernah ngomong gt.

[Hajitako Ricebowl & Takoyaki @hajitakoid]

@sheknowshoney Kalau dalam keyakinan Islam, sebenarnya mereka sudah ditanya kok di alam sebelum dalam perut ibunya. Pertanyaannya semacam: "Yakin lu mau dilahirin?" dijawab "Yes, I'm so excited". Lahir deh. Cuma ya pas lahir, ga inget pernah ngomong gt.