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[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

sick of recipes that are like “save some pasta water.” for what? i have sixteen jars of pasta water under my bed. when is this investment going to pay off

[charlie soprano @LittleCharlesTV]

British people snapped when they said “roight, what’s all this then” because like.... roight, what’s all this then???

[Noemi 👩🏻‍💻 @noemistauffer]

Me in 2021

[constantine @cnstntnnn]

babe are you okay you’re barely consuming your five forms of media at the same time

[🧺 @hakar2686]

@AdvokatEmma Min hjärna har gått på högvarv nonstop i flera dygn på grund av tidszonerna, nu orkar jag inte mer hobbybevakande!! (jo det gör jag)

[Jonathan Ogden @jogdenUK]

Podcasts saying literally nothing for 20 minutes.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

“I’m being silenced!” https://t.co/MptBR2eyko

[Eric Rosén @detljuvalivet]

Klockan 11.02 i dag inträffar vintersolståndet och där och då vänder det. Sen blir det inte mörkare. Det blir ljusare. Sakta men säkert. Ljusare.

[m @msnetik]

TikTok and that cups song from Pitch Perfect narrowly avoiding each other like asteroids

[Carl Fredrik Adler @CaffeAdler]

mentally i am here

[sio @bestinsio]

the fact that some people are professional opera singers. like they literally go to work and they’re like AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[🧺 @hakar2686]

@edvinieaiaio Aha vad.. Kul :)

[🧺 @hakar2686]

@edvinieaiaio Vad säljer ens amazon

[🧺 @hakar2686]

@vivvscontent mår p tack o hej

[🧺 @hakar2686]

@vivvscontent Frågar den något rätt ut, sure svara nej eller ja tack liksom. Men annars... You did this for what?