Retired Yoruba Demon

Making life an offer it can't refuse, daily

[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

I understand it now

[OLI @Oli_Ekun]

I've seen countries kill themselves for Africa before, but not like this. Cabo Verde, I'm on my feet 🇨🇻♥️

[Olúwatósìn Olaseinde @tosinolaseinde]

₦100,000 invested at the beginning of the year and how it has performed as at June 30, 2026.
1️⃣ Left in the Nigeria savings account - ₦102,400
2️⃣ Just converted to dollars - ₦95,234
3️⃣ Ladda Quick Save - ₦109,600
4️⃣ Ladda Real estate - ₦109,600
5️⃣ Locked in cowry wise -  ₦106,000
6️⃣ Treasury  bills (182 days) - ₦108,088
7️⃣ Treasury bills (364 days) -  ₦117,322 (Available on https://t.co/aPIoTbdhNZ)
8️⃣ Added to Opay (O wealth) - ₦107,000
9️⃣ Bought Bitcoin (BTC) -  ₦65,64 ($47.36) 
1️⃣0️⃣ Bought Ethereum - ₦50,721 ($36.81)
1️⃣1️⃣ Bought Solana (Sol) - ₦55,026 ($39.93)
1️⃣2️⃣ Bought Binance coin - ₦58,502 ($42.45)
1️⃣3️⃣ Bough Palantir -  ₦60,502 ($43.91) 
1️⃣4️⃣ Bought Microstrategy - ₦52,350 ($37.99)
1️⃣5️⃣ Bought vanguard S&P 500 ETF (VOO) - ₦101,041 ($73.32)
1️⃣6️⃣ Bought Nvidia Corporation (NVDA) - ₦98,310 ($71.34)
1️⃣7️⃣ Bought Apple. Inc (AAPL) -  ₦99,405 ($72.14)
1️⃣8️⃣ Bought Alphabet. Inc (GOOG) - ₦101,576 ($73.71)
1️⃣9️⃣ Bought Microsoft corporation (MSFT) - ₦73,444 ($53.30)
2️⃣0️⃣ Bought Tesla. Inc (TSLA) - ₦93,738 ($68.02)
2️⃣1️⃣ Bought HIMS - ₦99,548 ($72.24)
2️⃣2️⃣ Bought Micron Technology Inc (MU) - ₦355,936 ($258.30)
2️⃣3️⃣ Bought SanDisk Corporation (SNDK) - ₦824,437 ($598.29)
2️⃣4️⃣  Bought Jumia Technologies AG (JMIA) - ₦49,569 ($55.97)
2️⃣5️⃣  Bought MTN Nigeria communication Plc (MTNN) - ₦162,430
2️⃣6️⃣ Bought Guarantee Trust Holdings Company Plc (GTCO) - ₦141,010
2️⃣7️⃣ Bought Dangote Cement Plc (DANGCEM) - ₦158,130
2️⃣8️⃣ Bought Transcorp (TRANSCORP) - ₦85,920
2️⃣9️⃣ Bought UCAP (https://t.co/wZIV6EduhA) - ₦93,320
3️⃣0️⃣ Bought UBA (UBA PLC) - ₦95,680
3️⃣1️⃣Bought Sunu Insurance - ₦65,460
3️⃣2️⃣Bought OandO - ₦100,370
3️⃣3️⃣Bought Honeywell Flour Mill  Plc - ₦72,380
3️⃣4️⃣Bought Chellarams Plc - ₦100,000
3️⃣5️⃣Bought Vitafoam Nig Plc - ₦205,430
3️⃣6️⃣Bought ETERNA Plc - ₦97,370
3️⃣7️⃣Bought Scoa Nig. Plc - ₦465,490
3️⃣8️⃣Bought Presco Plc - ₦158,620
3️⃣9️⃣Bought NNIG. Flour Mills Plc - ₦94,190
4️⃣0️⃣Bought NCR (Nigeria) Plc - ₦221,730
4️⃣1️⃣Bought Trans-Nationwide Express Plc -  ₦152,560
4️⃣2️⃣ Bought University Press Plc (UPL) - ₦95,000
4️⃣3️⃣Bought Zenith Bank Plc - ₦186,000
4️⃣4️⃣Bought Nestle Plc - ₦159,600
4️⃣5️⃣Bought Betaglas - ₦152,110
4️⃣6️⃣Bought Ftginsure - ₦505,000
4️⃣7️⃣ Bought Prempaints - ₦304,000
4️⃣ 8️⃣Bought Johnholt - ₦228,570

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[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Toronto ❤️

[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

@Ssaasquatch

[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

@Ssaasquatch Hi😉

[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

@Ssaasquatch Get in joorrr

[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

@the__tomiwa The thing pain me gaan. We go again in 2030

[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

Something is wrong with African teams mein. And it’s not a talent gap problem

[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

@the__tomiwa Now once again, all hopes on Morocco.

Hopefully Egypt don’t also lose to Australia tomorrow

[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

@the__tomiwa Nah mental block atp. CIV yesterday, Senegal today. Better teams than their opponents yet dropping the ball

[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

Feels like getting hit with a flashbang everytime mein

[weightlossmessiah @shredwithQpid]

Una go put laser for car finish call am head light

[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

@BukkyOA @taadelodun Congratulations, Oreoluwa!

[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

At least you are quite good at being a banger boy. Because you are terrible at your job💀

[Tokunbo Wahab @tokunbo_wahab]

We sincerely apologize.

[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

Hi @usetimon. Is there a downtime?

[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

Iro oo. Settle ke? Nah laugh we Dey always laugh la.

“My oga” no Dey finish for my mouth

[I Japa at 40+ 🇳🇬 → 🇨🇦 @40PlusImmigrant]

The day I left Nigeria🇳🇬, I withdrew ₦50k cash just to settle any airport - (Oga find us something naa)!

Because once you step into that international wing, every official assumes you’re a Japa candidate with money to spare, and they bill you accordingly.

I blew all the cash before I even reached my gate.

In Nigeria, your first migration expense isn’t the flight.... It’s lowkey surviving the airport.

[Babájídé @Babajiide]

Many of you need to grasp the fundamentals of how an economy functions. For an economy to operate effectively, one person’s expenditure must be another person’s income. It’s impossible for a significant portion of the population to engage in local trade and petty trade as this would lead to economic hardship. Therefore, it’s crucial to prioritize formal employment over informal employment as a sustainable means.

All this talk about akara sellers making more is the silliest thing I’ve heard. You’d think we don’t work with the informal economy, lol 😂, and we don’t understand how value accumulates at the end of each month and the beginning of every month. If we had more formal paying jobs, we wouldn’t be in as much of a poverty situation as we are today.

[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

Me but with squats

[SCOREpion 🦂⚽🔥 @Hakeem_Onitolo]

At the gym today, some guys were benching and I decided to join them. The strongest amongst them benched 90kg, and the rest wanted to reduce it so they could bench. I asked them to leave it so I could bench it before they do. The look on their faces was as if I was trying to lift something beyond me. Two of them even looked at each other in a way that suggested they would witness a failed lift attempt.

Long story short, I lifted 10 reps of it with no assistance, and I could see the looks on their faces like “what?”. Apparently the size of my body deceived them because some of them who are bigger than me couldn’t lift it, so they assumed a smaller person than them (me) wouldn’t. They were wrong.

I can even bench 5 reps of 100kg.

I weigh 73kg.

[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

@olobzjr Congratulations brother. Let’s go

[Achalugo @_MsLinda]

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[Retired Yoruba Demon @hakdown07]

Olodo uprising fr

[Hon. Ọmọtọ́ńsọrẹ̀ @oMoTonsore]

Tell British council to come and cut your grasses or trim your lawn for you because you pay council tax or National tax. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

Indeed Nigeria deserves better citizens