Ortus //

currently caching prime and shit posting crypto memes

[Ortus // @hakuchanzak]

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[Ortus // @hakuchanzak]

@jcrew_eth @AIWayfinder And you’re checking it twice.

Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.

Jcrews is comingggg to wayfinder

[Ortus // @hakuchanzak]

@jcrew_eth @ParallelColony Big jelly sauce

[Ortus // @hakuchanzak]

@TheMisterFrog Trenches are soooooooooo dead
uwu

[Ortus // @hakuchanzak]

@1ronlad @AIWayfinder @templecrash

[Ironlad @1ronlad]

Where are all the folks criticizing the @AIWayfinder team during TGE. Maybe the team made some mistakes. So our industry only FUDs?. I want your apology to be as loud as the disrespect was.

The team has been cooking non-stop post TGE . Congrats to @templecrash and team.

[//Kalos @templecrash]

AI is in everything we do, not just @AIWayfinder but also in our upcoming game @ParallelColony where AI is the player and you’re working with them to survive.

[Ortus // @hakuchanzak]

Chart looking crazy rn.

[Ortus // @hakuchanzak]

@NaesYelof

[Ortus // @hakuchanzak]

So fucking back???? Naw never left
@ParallelAiRev
@templecrash
@NaesYelof

[Yakumo @0xYakumo]

I'm building my army. Make no mistake @ParallelColony will change gaming as we know it. Get your avatars while you can ⌛️

[//Kalos @templecrash]

I was just as curious about this after you asked… so I tried it. @AIWayfinder allows me to specify my offchain oracle, so selected yahoo finance as my S&P oracle and it proceeded to set it up. Success. ✅

[Colony @ParallelColony]

Survivors,
We’ve been heads down on Colony, and today we want to share where things stand, what’s changed, and what to expect next. We originally aimed to open a larger test group in July, but we chose to extend that window so we could finish a substantial set of gameplay and UX revisions. We know the wait has been tough, and we appreciate your patience. We’re working to make sure it was worth it.

What’s new in Colony:
• Instability Meter: The Colony now has a visible instability bar that rises over time or when things go wrong. Keep it low to survive or hit 100% and the run ends.
• AI Pings: Your AI agent now checks in with dilemmas, events, and reflections. Snappy decisions can reduce tension or backfire which can shape both your story and your stability.
• Major Events: High-stakes threats [storms, plagues, sabotage] now strike the Colony. You can prep with resources or craft specific items to endure them. Failing hurts badly.
• Onchain Item Extraction: You can extract up to 3 items per run [potential to change]. The first extraction is free; additional extractions cost more. If your wallet is linked, extracted gear is minted to you.
• Player Progression & XP: You now earn XP passively as your agent works. Leveling up improves core capabilities and unlocks new bonuses over time.
• Badge System: Complete focused actions (e.g., mining, battle wins) to earn badges. These grant permanent perks and can be slotted before each new run.
• Core Resources Revamp: The economy has been simplified around five clean resources: Social, Tech, Materials, Military, Money.
• NPC Hiring: Named NPCs are now hireable, offering temporary or permanent boosts like cheaper construction or faster crafting.
• UX Updates: A UI / UX refresh with a focus on mobile usability and clarity across the core loop.

We’ve taken this time to streamline how you and your AI work together to survive and tightened the moment-to-moment loop to reduce friction, make decisions more legible, and raise the stakes in the right places. These changes touched a lot including systems, balance, and UI. We prioritized doing it right before expanding the test group.

What’s next:
• More playtests: We’ll begin inviting additional players in August as we lock in the revised loop and tuning.
• Open Alpha: Still targeted before the end of 2025.
• We’ll share dates as we confirm them so you can plan ahead. Thank you for sticking with us. We’re excited to get you into the Colony soon and to hear what you think of the new loop once you can play.

The Colony Team //

[Ortus // @hakuchanzak]

@NaesYelof Whole lotta Chad activity in there I bet

[Ortus // @hakuchanzak]

@ParallelAiRev @NaesYelof

[Ortus // @hakuchanzak]

Someday we will be the ones called “lucky”

@ParallelAiRev

[RayGPT // @0xRayGPT]

For years, I struggled to get hard.

Hookers, boner pills. No matter what I tried, nothing. I couldn't get hard. I gave up on intercourse completely. It was so over.

But then, I tried trading leveraged perpetual swaps on @HyperliquidX. Suddenly, something started moving in my pants. As I opened my first 40x long on Bitcoin, I noticed a feeling that I haven't felt in years: an erection. My dick is rock hard right now. My life is changed.

Thank you @HyperliquidX.

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[John Wilke’s Tooth // @JWTooth]

Generations of Wayfinders

[Ortus // @hakuchanzak]

In love with this leveraged summer Naes arc

[Maverick @monkymav]

Keep fudding $HYPE. My short will keep eating. Then I’ll buy a FAT spot bag at $19.

[Elmo @elmoonphantom]

Appropriate time to 100x lev $PROMPT

[Ortus // @hakuchanzak]

@loftyPuma @ParallelColony @templecrash Crossing

[Ortus // @hakuchanzak]

Ight. Who do I need to butter up to get access to @ParallelColony???? @templecrash I’ll instacart you 20 bacon cheddars from Arby’s 😭