bluesy floozy.

without my cookies I’m just a monster.

[Chocolate💋 @favoritel8dy]

It’s that deep

[Nina @Ninaaa518]

Consideration means soooo much to me.

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

Thought we was getting a Rock album when it’s actually a ROC album 😭

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[Niamh🥀 (Fan Acc) 𐚁 @msyonceslay]

She wrote this song at 16. It was on an album her label claimed had no hits, turns out it had five. 19 years later, she performed “Dangerously in Love” on the Renaissance Tour and changed lives. Nobody has recovered.✨

[rugie b @rugie4pf]

They be like “she has a tight little ass” like ok…🌝

[bluesy floozy. @hakuna_notata]

sheryl underwood completely saved this roast

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Me 17 minutes into explaining the murdaugh murders to a man at the bar who clearly just wants to fuck me but i don’t care because im in a flow state https://t.co/SZYlt7lWpO

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

When we were kids we were watching a popular kids cartoon. He came in the room and said that what we were watching was the most disgusting thing he’d ever seen in his life.

It was CATDOG. My dad absolutely hates CATDOG.

[bluesy floozy. @hakuna_notata]

ben is you coo??

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You ain't had a real reader girl before.

A kindle doll. A Libby lady. A daughter of the library.

[isaiah @tlop444]

the funniest thing about soulja boy doing everything first is that there’s somehow always proof too

[ari @badgal_ari]

Cuz the fact that Tony replied 😂😂😂

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

“Girl you gotta 10 piece, please don’t be stingyyyy”

[Dustin Cone @Dustin_Cone]

Mary Cosby’s son once said he was worried that Mary wasn’t proud of him anymore

I hope he knew, before he passed, how much Mary loves him, no matter what 💔 #RHOSLC

[bluesy floozy. @hakuna_notata]

that casino album gets better and better with each listen

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

Check on your greys anatomy watchers we aren’t okay

[katie⸆⸉💍 @chloeandoomfs]

it’s 5 o’clock in seattle💔🕊️

[bluesy floozy. @hakuna_notata]

my favorite tv quote ever 🥹