Carrie de Guzman

Underachiever extraordinaire

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

Holiest of all holy shets. Umuulan pero ang inets.

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

Whats worse than a hangover? A bad sugar high. This is horrible.

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

@ConanOBrien Tarzaaaaaan!!! Ahhhhh the memorieeeees

[lexi, MD🔜🩺 @bratzburn]

How big is ₱35,240,000,000.00?

To exhaust that amount in just one year, you would need to spend a staggering ₱96.85 million every single day. Sounds unreal? Even if you decided to spend ₱3 million a day, it would still take you 32 years and 4 months before the money finally runs out.

In a real-life situation, ₱35.24 billion could have funded the complete 4-year college education of 1.7 million Filipino students, assuming an average tuition of ₱20,000 per semester. That’s an entire generation of future professionals whose dreams could have been secured with this amount.

That is how massive ₱35.24 billion is. Ganun ka kalala, Zaldy Co!

[Mench Tilendo 🇵🇭🇵🇸 @menchongdeee]

‘Hindi namin lubos na maintindihan kung bakit ang isang bata na lumaki sa Forbes Park ay kaya nating gamutin pero ang mga bata sa kabundukan ay namamatay sa simpleng dehydration.’

nagpaiyak ka na naman today. Mahal kita at hanga ako sayo, my bestie Dr. Omid Siahmard! @omidong!

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

@NLEXexpressways northbound, wat hafen vela? Why traffic so bad agen?

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

@rowinismismdism Kasi babawasan mo ang kaban ng bayan nila

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

@1giney Gatong

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

@SKYserves what to do

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

@DOTrPH @phports ...excuse me? "Gifts?"

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

Gin drunk is happy drunk

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

@NLEXexpressways San Fdo exit still blocked?

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

Well I guess I'm judgy mcjudgeface

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

@meralco Anong oras mababalik ang kuryente sa Don Antonio, Holy Spirit, QC?

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

If I find my own way, how much will I find?

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

Ate vicky to me, bago sya lumabas: Di ka magpapabili ng alak mo?

Hahahahuhuhu

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

@DorkyMacs Bagyo feels. Hahahaha

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

I know that living with you baby was sometimes hard
But I'm willing to give it another try

[Carrie de Guzman @halahuykari]

4 all, second set. My girl Kerber standing her ground! #AusOpen