Halal Bilal

Muslim comedian from South Africa who uses humour to make the world better! Founder of @DohaTweetups & @SUCQatar | @aminae is my BIGGEST fan:P | aka @bilalr

[Halal Bilal @halalcomedy]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@rahidkader @dohatweetups @rachelannmorris Yes

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It's just hard to park these big cars into the tiny parking bays! 🤦🏽‍♂️

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Amazing to see all the emotions and uproar against what's happening in Jerusalem! South African Muslims are remarkable like that.

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🤔 I'm going to consider giving up comedy when I move back to South Africa... #highrisk

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@Nashwagowanlock 😂

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Saudi Arabia announces Eid on Sunday. Demands that Qatar not follow, and does Eid on Monday! #WeDemandQatar

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@YahyaAbYou @Fnac Thanks, good to know.

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@YahyaAbYou @Fnac Is it a real sale? Anything you saw that's actually cheaper than buying online?

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I hope nobody started doing this to their milk in Qatar! We have enough coming in from Turkey 🇹🇷 #QatarCrisis

[A.J. Al-Thani الجوهرة ال ثاني @AJAlThani]

Amazing seeing expats show love and solidarity with Qatar. I am proud of our diverse community and the home we share together. We are one.❤️

[Bilal Randeree @bilalr]

Trump knew about the US troops in Cutter - he just didn't realise that Qatar is the same place 😂 #WeAreQatar https://t.co/hVxrMjlGWN

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Next up, is @SaadAhmedKhan - he's working hard to keep the local comedy scene going! @SUCQatar @AlSayedcomedy @minaliccione

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My first @SUCQatar show in almost two years!! Watching AbdulRahman suffer 😂 - looking forward to @minaliccione!!

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@MawaqifQatar how do I contact your customer helpline? Need to complain about terrible service at @HIAQatar!

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Don't waste money on an extended warranty from @SharafDG - been trying for days to @SamsungGulf to actually honour the warranty but no luck!

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New law to ensure 50% salaries of exaptriates are deposited into parents’ accounts https://t.co/Uf0xf57Euq

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Tip for anyone visiting @hotelparkdoha - there's about 4 toilets here for a few thousand people - 45mins waiting time to pee 😩 #QIFF2017

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Video of the crowds at an electronics store in Doha. #SharafDG #MallofQatar

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Conditions a million times worse than Apartheid South Africa, yet @MmusiMaimane @Our_DA seem to have short memory! https://t.co/KsMbRkeqgz