Ya Pengestani Ya

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Finally taken
a paracetamol for my headache.
Topak zama qanun dey (although never held one but whatever)
🇵🇰🇸🇦

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

Nobody:

Me at 3am dance practising for a wedding:

[McBaŋɠ @TheMcBang]

Nobody:

Me in the shower: https://t.co/72Kbq4EfI5

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

@itssHarriss How dare u question their amazing sense of action? Matlab k kya koi banda kisi ko banana se maar sakta hay?

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

@rah_sim @Inzagxi The hubby be like gimme that shit before u end up shooting me😂😂

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

@obscured_minion Twitter is on nasha sis chill

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

Wow i will be damned. 3 free consecutive periods!? Excellent way to lighten my sick mood🤭

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

You ever wanna study but study doesn't want you?☹️

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

If you throw me off the tallest building, I'll be fine.
Throw me in water, however, and i will be destroyed.

What am I?

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

The ones who do that prolly say Bismillah after eating their food.

[𝚂𝚘𝚗 𝙾𝚏 𝙸𝚋𝚎𝚓𝚒𝚑 @_ibejih]

Quick question: Do you put your milk before your cereal?

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

No one:
Pashtun best friends:

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

@withzagoodhijab All i see is a 🤡

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

Sabah el Khair i hope everyone has a positive beautiful day! :)

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

So proud of how i handled this year so far. I fought so many silent battles. I had to humble myself, wipe my own tears and pat myself on the back. May the remaining 2 months pass with ease and happiness too in sha Allah.

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

I skip lectures so i can go out and eat.

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

You hurt me more than i deserved because I loved you more than What you deserved..

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

@Leo_girl001 Even Einstien was confused by this

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

Rip to the people who thought this was weed. But tbh no one makes these better than Arabz😍💕

[sound Cloud @sssss_sssss222]

Sco pa tu manaa:

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

Ever just wanna disappear completely or get a completely new identity and start life all over? Cuz same.

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

Can't relate cuz i don't remember looking nice🤪

[Ya Pengestani Ya @halalmemesskrtt]

My English when i go up for a presentation.

[aadalfarid @amersaleh559]

My English is very skinny 🤣🤣😂😂