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Goro Akechi

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2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

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Teruteru Hanamura gooning compilation

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Hope everyone's had a jolly Christmas. Now go back to work you lazy fucks

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Berdly

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Yuki Maeda

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Who the fuck is yuki maeda?

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@Anna_Lwo Doar pentru ca joci prost nu da vina pe soț, și eu am masa de biliard acasă și nu joc cu nevasta-mea, ma tem ca se pune la violență domestică.

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@tomsegura No, because you can't suck dick while you're having hiccups (unless the receiver is into being bitten). Once the hiccups are gone you can totally be gay.

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@Aubxbrx have you not heard about the new manscapes lawnmower 4.0? it works great on all surfaces, for men and women alike, seriously just shave!

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@rovercrc @elonmusk why? hasn't bitcoin crashed enough?

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@adrianachechik You know what's a banana split?
I'm gonna use ya booty.. I'm gonna break it in half! Understand? Gonna put some corn chips smash that up there! Put some pecans! Some ice cream! Then ima lick in that guh.. You gonna sleep for 3 days ma baby! AYAYAAAY

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@adrianachechik Wanna touch my camera trough the fence?

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@ShibInform 8$ for how much luna? 10 million? 100 million? 1 billion?

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@BernieSanders please don't nuke us just because your Internet speed sucks

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

It's amazing. I'm at a party where at least two of the guests don't have Range Rovers.