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public defender. views are my own.

[HBB @halbbrown]

We also have telework possibilities so can someone help me help myself or her here???????

[HBB @halbbrown]

Co-worker in office is refusing to take sick day! Wearing a thin mask but has fever, chills, cough. WILL. NOT. GO. She also insisted riding elevator w me after I said I didn’t want to breath her same air. This is not the vibe HENNY! It’s 2022 we take care of our bodies & minds!!!

[Alex Su @heyitsalexsu]

When you need to cite to binding authority but all of the cases are unfavorable https://t.co/LHec4vgxZ8

[Jason P. Steed @profsteed]

somehow I can’t see Jesus suing to deny people healthcare

[HBB @halbbrown]

This thread would be funnier if it wasn’t something I was currently dealing with 🥲🫠

[Doug Gladden @DougtheLawyer]

Police report: The defendant confessed, and I recorded the confession on my body-worn camera.

Defense attorney: May I have a copy of the video?

Police department: No such video exists.

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Being a lawyer has me saying “first of all” when I only have one point to make

[HBB @halbbrown]

I wish this wasn’t the state of childcare but here we are

[David Doel @daviddoel]

Me: Here’s half my income.

Daycare: Cool. Here’s a new virus every other week.

[HBB @halbbrown]

I feel seen 🥲

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

Me as a 2nd Year Law Student: I want to be in court like A LOT

Me as a 2nd Year Public Defender: No not like that

[HBB @halbbrown]

And one in your office too.

[Michael, PA-C, RN @michael_RNtoPA]

Being an adult really just means you have an upstairs bottle of ibuprofen and a downstairs bottle of ibuprofen

[Jason P. Steed @profsteed]

Today marks the end of what is surely one of the worst terms in #SCOTUS history. Guns and prayer and abortion got most of the attention. But that's not all the Court did. Here are just some of the Court's bad decisions:
1/25

[Jason P. Steed @profsteed]

the irony of accusing Roe of being badly reasoned for 50 years and then overruling it with bad reasoning

[Jason P. Steed @profsteed]

the same justices who insisted at their confirmation hearings that Roe was settled precedent are now insisting that other precedents are not at risk and some people are insisting we should take them at their word

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Just thinking about how many men on the left called feminists hysterical for predicting today would come

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

If someone asks why you’re wearing a mask on a plane just say “Oh I have COVID!” and watch their face.

[KSV @KSVesq]

The fun* thing about having a kid under 5 right now is that not only are their preschools still closing because of COVID but apparently we have given up on getting young kids vaccinated

*truly awful, I hate everyone and everything

[HBB @halbbrown]

Happens sometimes in the jails too when defendants are held pre-trial. Watkins has been particularly bad during the pandemic. Sometimes lawyers have been refused entry as well.

[Jimmy Jenkins @JimmyJenkins]

This happens every day in Arizona prisons. Every day.

[Jimmy Jenkins @JimmyJenkins]

This happens every day in Arizona prisons. Every day.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

The only reason I watch the whole show

[HBB @halbbrown]

I DO NOT KNOW IF I WILL EVER RECOVER FROM @RealChalamet SHOWING UP SHIRTLESS TO THE OSCARS