biblically accurate kurt angle

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

The funniest possible outfit you can say this sentence while wearing

[Ayako (Touchy!) @Kaizerkunkun]

Hideo Kojima today.
本日の小島監督。

[Jake Chinatown @JakedChinatown]

You can’t tell me they wouldn’t do another 9/11 if they could

[biblically accurate kurt angle @halberdguy]

His hands look huge compared to his head, but then they look tiny compared to the phone he's holding

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This is why people built guillotines.
GOP Rep. Troy Nehls, when asked about 60% of Americans struggling with affordability: "Affordability? What are you talking about?... I'm gonna get me a couple of big lobster tails. I'm gonna get me some nice rib eyes... Maybe the 60% of Americans don't work as hard as I do."

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

I hope he cums in her and has a baby 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Good Morning.

[biblically accurate kurt angle @halberdguy]

ok guys i hate to ask but i NEED you to get your dicks out for harambe one last time

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

god this goes so fucking hard

[biblically accurate kurt angle @halberdguy]

@FPS_DB this looks fire

[onion person @CantEverDie]

he’s just too good at this

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

". . . his name was Shinzo and he was my friend. I think you would've liked him."

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Literally saying the quiet part OUT LOUD.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Almost anything my kids do -- if they buy a truck -- they have inside information"

[Kyle Rittenhouse 🇺🇸 @rittenhouse2a]

Enjoyed having Lil Wayne in the office yesterday!

[Khyle. @khyleri]

"Ma'am, we received a noise complaint"

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Oh my god lmao

[i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla]

I've thrown Halloween parties that were better-attended than this