green alien 👽

she/her
@iloveseth2004 is my old account. i am a real alien 🖖
21 minors dni

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

wow that was before i was even born

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

the intense pressure society puts on orphans to get adopted is disgusting and unfair. power to orphans. let them go

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

why doesn’t the government in Batman just give joker the electric chair? maybe he would only get crazyer….

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

i’m looking for a heaven similator

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

i used to be such a twitter slut before i became green alien but it was unsurprisingly really hard to have serious nsfw dms with this profile picture

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

my new band Nathan and the Loud Sex hasn’t been performing well. not like on streaming. we just suck and can’t play

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

to all my haters, fuck you. i’m just being myself. when you hate on me, you’re hating on ME. think about that for a while

[amber @mild_salsa_]

trying to limit my social media use has got me scrolling through the gmail app. apparently spotify has updated their privacy policy.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

“We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

@whit_etail gross.

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

i’m wet with excitement! in a nonsexual, alien way

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

@saphimusics yeah maybe if chopped meant beautiful

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

@perrypunctual @knownasmo_ @dodechaedrons @hedgelockedreal @quartzmovement @oneyplay @dsxf234161 @TF2PyroYuri @maryfreegirl96 @bearbubb yay

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

why is it even called super smash brothers. the game isn’t even about mario and luigi. it’s about everyone

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

*threateningly* im cumming

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

@goatmonty “i wouldn’t abuse this woman because i’m a good person. but she deserves it for not choosing me”

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

white people be like my tubi got hacked

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

oh this? this isn’t a cuck chair. this is sully the chair. say hi sully! *does a funny voice* hello i’m sully! *back to normal* isn’t he just the sweetest?

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

some men are so greasy it looks like they take five showers a day. like damn did you just take a shower? your hair looks wet. it loops around.

[green alien 👽 @halberries]

@prettydepresser yes i am