Jock Halberslam

jock is back, tell ur friends

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

trigger warning? more like trigger boring! that's a halberslam original for y'all

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

the injunction is clear: you 'gotta' catch them all. and yet, who among us can stand and say: *i* am a pokemon master? failure is queer

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

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trans women have been taking up all the space in my mentions! ladies please, i need at least three seats worth of room to spread my stylings

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

videogames… where anything is possible. i made a character with six arms and huge muscles who is never afraid and always cool

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

the member of the wedding… one of my favorite films. what could improve it? i propose an update, replacing the human actors with cgi dragons

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first they insist we warn them about traumatizing material, then they destroy our jam space. what's next, recognizing trans women as people?

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

trigger warnings killed michfest

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michfest… what a loss. such a great space to party and meet other bros

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

@fussybabybitch excuse me but i demand that you cease spreading this leaked copy of my upcoming sxsw talk

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

why isnt judy on here. someone start a petition to get judy on twitter

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

all the students and babies will look up and shout "trigger warning!"… and i'll look down and whisper "no."

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look forward to jock's new book, Bro 2.0: How Being An Aggressive Misogynist Is Actually Revolutionary (When Trans Men Do It)

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

troubled by closing keynote at #ttw15. we heard of hackers, trans women, and black panthers. what of dudes and the location of their cars?

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

startling absence of a homestuck panel at #ttw15

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

andrew hussie is a new queer prophet worthy to stand alongside nemo and ashton kutcher

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

the fluidity between moirallegiance and kismesissitude, auspisticism and matespiritship points a new way forward for queer relations

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

dean made me wear a huge sign that says 'trigger warning' everywhere but jock will not be silenced. my lecture on monsters inc will proceed

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

street transvestite action revolutionaries? friend, the only "STARS" i'm interested in is dancing with the. the show. on tv

[Jock Halberslam @halberslam]

trans women… all they want is 'safe spaces.' they dont understand activism. sylvia who? miss what? never heard of em