Helks

every party needs a no show

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Back in HS I couldn’t find my house keys all week, thought it was from being foggy-headed post gum surgery. I came home and knocked on the door, Harrison Ford answered (I had never met him) and said “Hey Emma, sorry I took your house keys, how are your gums feeling?? Come in!”

[Calgary Flames @NHLFlames]

Our deepest condolences go out to the family and friends of former @EdmOilKings captain Matt Swaby, who tragically passed away yesterday.

Our thoughts and hearts are with Matt's loved ones. Rest in peace.

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Norm Macdonald’s appearance at the Roast of Bob Saget was unlike anything ever seen before. Watch this legendary clip with additional footage.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

It was all going so well tonight, until THIS guy showed up…. https://t.co/TT3bHGMdoC

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

When a school orchestra attempts the theme from ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’, you know it'll be worth staying for.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Here’s a new character I’ve been working on : “Guy Who Is Allergic To Mouthwash”

[Christopher Miller @chrizmillr]

Couldn’t be more excited to make Clone High again with @philiplord @VDOOZER & @erivinoja and you know I mean it because I have the Hands Of Sincerity

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

MTV is making new episodes of Clone High with original creators Phil Lord and Chris Miller https://t.co/IVP1hgDw2f

[Eddie Dougrou @didgeridougrou]

Shit the simpsons really did predict 2020

[aishwarya @ash_americash]

When you have found the pug just retweet ok

[Sensei Jax @JaxBladeFitness]

So I was watching those Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction videos and someone in the comments mentioned how if you put it at .5 speed he sounds like a depressed drunk on the sidewalk trying to get your attention, & so I did, and I've been wheezing badly at this for the last 7 minutes

[Helks @halcs03]

Today Bell will donate 5¢ towards #mentalhealth initiatives for each use of #BellLetsTalk.

[bijan @bijanstephen]

i’ve been laughing out loud to myself every time i think of this image. it has been happening for at least a week.

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

sure, i am tired. sure, i could go to bed. but who wins if i do that? me? fuck that guy

[one man g-unit @nawstymike1]

how to get water off of the floor at the grocery store

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

🌹 Cooking dinner for our anniversary🌹