Halcyonical

Wren // *smiles* yup I totally agree // TU’22// •Halcyon- idyllically happy and peaceful•

[Halcyonical @Halcyonical]

Making new friends is exhilarating, especially when you just click. A few months feels like years, a few smiles into more than you can count

[idiot babe @goldfishbabe101]

this is self care

[Halcyonical @Halcyonical]

When your no show socks are showing, you just know it’s gonna be one of those days.
First Monday at college here we come.

[miss andry 🤍 @_ayoosamm]

im not even high but im too high for this

[🏳️‍⚧️ @hulknaps]

I LOVE THAT SHE BASICALLY DID THE SAME TO GAMORA WHEN SHE WAS MAD ITS HER SIGNATURE MOVE...NEBULA SEES A BITCH? SHE FLOORS IT

[Adam Wagner KC @AdamWagner1]

Can’t... stop... watching https://t.co/p0cJBLaoer

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

this is so sad... alexa play Party In The U.S.A. by miley cyrus https://t.co/eW7avVW1eq

[Halcyonical @Halcyonical]

Witchcraft
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The Gays
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All the conservative disney parent’s just had synchronized heart palpitations

[Autostraddle @autostraddle]

Disney's new Hocus Pocus sequel is a teenage lesbian love story! https://t.co/2C8C4DbpNK

[SZA @sza]

Wow . lol . That hurt

[orion @orionvanessa]

one time in middle school i took a sharpie to my thigh and repeatedly wrote “emo” all over it. my mom saw and told me that it was bad luck and that i was asking for bad energy. that scared me so i wrote in a bunch of N’s and had fucking “nemo” all over my leg for days.

[K 🍄 @_klynelle]

idk why parents feel like college scholarships fall off trees

[vice staff party @Rigatoni_stan]

Me at Starbucks: I’ll have a lemona-

NYU student who studied abroad in Florence: this American lemonade is NOTHING like the LIMONCELLO shots we did in NAPLES! We ate **makes Italian fist** FRESH pasta out of the Trevi fountain AND snorted TIRAMISU off the Popes asscrack!

[AJ+ @ajplus]

This family was fined for painting their house to look like Vincent van Gogh's "The Starry Night" because it helps calm their autistic son. They just won a lawsuit to keep the paint job permanent 🎨

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

GOD: 8
ANGEL: 9!
GOD: We shouldn't do this drunk
ANGEL: 10 lol
GOD: 15!!
ANGEL *mouthful of pizza* 25
GOD: 30!!
CENTIPEDE: *tearing up* stop giving me legs, I look stupid
GOD: ONE HUNDRED LOL
ANGEL: LMAO