non-practicing intellectual

♡ i’m bree ♡ she/her ♡

[clare @sadderlizards]

i feel a lot like this creature

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

I don’t even have it in me to make a joke about the sun setting at 4:50 PM like i’m about to cry

[non-practicing intellectual @halcyonmartian]

if this is a troll i’m gonna lose my mind. please @iamblackbear i am so fragile rn

[mansionz @mansionz]

10/31 m2

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

fr fr

[non-practicing intellectual @halcyonmartian]

@cottoncandaddy i’ve befriended and provided care for multiple of my neighbor’s outdoor cats. in my experience, outdoor cats live in ill health, their lives are short, and their deaths are always horrific. and that’s not even addressing the ecological impact. please keep your kitties inside. 😢

[non-practicing intellectual @halcyonmartian]

@SomaKazima why she walking like she got flippers on

[non-practicing intellectual @halcyonmartian]

everything they told you about adulthood is horseshit dude i literally just took a dill pickle vodka shot the night before i close on my mortgage

[non-practicing intellectual @halcyonmartian]

mouse!!!

[non-practicing intellectual @halcyonmartian]

month five of house hunting:
1) i bought a house
2) i get my keys next week
3) i always win no matter how long it takes baybeeeee!!!!

[non-practicing intellectual @halcyonmartian]

month four of house hunting

[𝕭𝖗𝖚𝖏𝖆♡𝕭𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 | Witchy Astrologer @brujabitchh]

Using my ADHD power to rewatch TV shows and movies like it’s my first time >>>>

[non-practicing intellectual @halcyonmartian]

splitting my effexor pills in half so my cat and i can share>>>>

[ًً @heartipink]

hearts

[non-practicing intellectual @halcyonmartian]

pov: the personality hire sends you a teams message during a brutal two hour long webinar

[non-practicing intellectual @halcyonmartian]

LMAOOOO

[non-practicing intellectual @halcyonmartian]

conversations with my mother

[non-practicing intellectual @halcyonmartian]

@PeetingDisorder are you lost or something