Halez

I probably like your dog more than you.

[Andy Blanchard @AndyTheBlanch]

That time we as a nation memed a man into the Presidency. #ElectionDay

[Halez @haleechu]

I accidentally just pronounced oregano like or-e-gahn-o out loud at subway as if it were some kind of fucking Pokémon. So that's my week.

[rob fee @robfee]

How are so many people JUST NOW offended by Trump? It's like getting to the 7th Harry Potter book & realizing Voldemort might be a bad guy.

[Halez @haleechu]

"I want to lose 5 pounds before lunch...so I can eat more lunch." @iliza 👏🏼🌮🍕🍜🍱

[Halez @haleechu]

low key concerned for halloween cause how am I supposed to tell if someone is a chill clown or one of them ruin-your-day-with-murder clowns

[Halez @haleechu]

I was going to make a fresh, new account, but @alyandaj follow this one and that's prob one of my greatest accomplishments to date so..

[Halez @haleechu]

From my manager on my tip out 😂

[Halez @haleechu]

#gpoy

[Halez @haleechu]

How is it December 21st and +5?! #inlove

[Halez @haleechu]

This kind of excitement cures hangovers

[Halez @haleechu]

IN FLAMES IS COMING TO CALGARY IN MARCH AND WOW IM SO EXCITED I COULD CRY

[Halez @haleechu]

"They're supposed to be Vikings, not trendy."

[dawn plaxton @dplax_]

"Making Poor Decisions Since 1994" my autobiography title.

[Halez @haleechu]

Nocturnalism not a word? Noc-like-I-give-a-shit.

[Halez @haleechu]

Converting to nocturnalism

[Halez @haleechu]

Why does The Walking Dead always do this to me? Like y'know, crawl in a ball and be extremely sad? Stop that.

[Halez @haleechu]

Someone teach me how to sports 😓🏈⚽️🏀⚾️🚫

[Halez @haleechu]

💀💀💀💀

[GRiZ 🌈 @Griz]

Yeah I like Harry Potter. Fuck wit me. Magic is tight as F

[Halez @haleechu]

Me this entire semester basically