Hal Haines

Yes i am now on the Twitter

[Hal Haines @halellishaines]

@witchashtyn

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Fortunately it was immortalised in this photo prior to the smashing

[Hal Haines @halellishaines]

@GHardstark i'd like to think most pumpkin smashing and decoration snatching is a thing of the past, but unfortunately this halloween my sisters ring doorbell sent her a video of two 12 year old neighbours demolishing the pumpkin she put out which had a carving of her CAT on it!

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@DHLParcelUK i need to speak to an agent over the phone but cant without a working tracking number and neither of my tracking numbers work! please help urgently.

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@KarenKilgariff I don’t tweet but if you haven’t watched Guilt yet it’s a four part Scottish thriller/mystery, tense but hilarious in places, shot beautifully, I think you’ll love it and season 2 just came out as well 👀 also W1A is my jam fr.

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Please enjoy exactly one minute of purring and birdsong.

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@IcelandFoods Hi Abi thanks, can you also confirm that Iceland run checks on the welfare of the branded suppliers they stock in store in order to align with the ‘standards’ they maintain on their own brand produce. thanks!

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My neighbour is having the smokiest Bimini Bon Fire rn

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Any advice for Chrishell’s-divorce-induced insomnia?

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.@edmoustafa walking to the fridge to check on his sourdough starter

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princess peach in 8th place watching a blue shell go past her

[Hal Haines @halellishaines]

My mister @edmoustafa makes no bones about his fondness for @Nigella_Lawson and her recipes, so for his birthday today I whipped (and whipped and whipped) up a monster maple and pecan cake (not its name in the recipe book, funnily enough!)