hales

•big corn-fed midwestern hoe•

[hales @halesbcarson]

my heart is so sad😭

[Aya🏝️🌸 @ayaofchaos]

this fuck ass love island app playing with me, i’ve been registered for DAYS now they kicked me out suddenly soon as voting opened and won’t let me register OMFG

[mystical @MystiStyx]

pre registered to vote for love island days ago, clicked the vote tab tonight, page wanted me to re-register, network error 17 times then it says i can't do it anymore??? 😭 YALL KNEW TONIGHT WAS GONNA BE CRAZY FOR VOTING COME ON NOW

[🎀 @itsmaryyxo]

Why does the love island app keep saying network error how do I fix it I can’t vote #LoveIslandUSA

[hales @halesbcarson]

I should probably get some help for all things I ignore

[Whale Psychiatrist ™️ @k_ovfefe2]

I was not a fan of Obama at all but when he ran the operation that killed Bin Laden I was happy because I am an American.

Pretty sad that Democrats can't feel the same way about Trump killing Khamenei.

[hales @halesbcarson]

if you heard me say im sad I was jokin

[hales @halesbcarson]

I hope there’s a street meat cart outside heavens gates

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: While other singers drop F bombs and virtue signal about ICE, Jelly Roll praises Jesus Christ at the Grammys.

“I know they're gonna try to kick me off here, so just let me try to get this out.”

“First of all, Jesus, I hear you and I'm listening, Lord. I am listening.”

“I want to tell y'all right now, Jesus is for everybody. Jesus is not owned by one political party. Jesus is not owned by no music label. Jesus is Jesus and anybody, everybody can have a relationship with him…”

[Mike Sabo @MESabo86]

If you fell for the "ICE locked up a five-year-old!" story, you should refrain from commenting on politics for at least a few years.

[Scarlet Speedster @ScarletSpeeds16]

Tap the post.

[Tori Lahren @Tori_Philly4]

this you?

[Will Chamberlain @willchamberlain]

I don’t know about you, but she couldn’t have been me, because I don’t spend my days obstructing law enforcement and trying to run over officers trying to detain me

[Alex Bruesewitz 🇺🇸 @alexbruesewitz]

Kamala, thank you for this post. It’s a stark reminder to the American people of precisely why you'll never be President. You're a moron.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Maduro: "Come for me, I am waiting for you... coward!"

Trump:

[hales @halesbcarson]

Liberal, white, woke women freak me out

[hales @halesbcarson]

best shopping buddy

[hales @halesbcarson]

thankful for my besties🥹

[hales @halesbcarson]

🫶🏼

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

[hales @halesbcarson]

why won’t x give me the username @halescarson I can’t find anyone with it