Jess

sigue sin miedo

[Jess @halestorm247]

Petition for a MGK x Falling in Reserve tour.

[Jess @halestorm247]

If you’re gonna block me, block all of my friends too cause now we’re really talking about you.

[Jess @halestorm247]

This aged well

[Jess @halestorm247]

Update: Aric left me flowers on my doorstep this morning and texted me repeatedly how it’s going to be a good day.

Stay tuned for the wedding announcement.

[Jess @halestorm247]

Haven’t changed my profile pic in6 years but yeah hey so anyway just ran away and got married then got yelled at by my whole family 🤪💗

[ash 🤍 @AngelicNghtmare]

Idc what anyone says Nickelback doesn’t suck

[Jess @halestorm247]

You know you’re old when no one texts you happy birthday at midnight anymore

[peace juniper @JasmineDoan1]

She just the Walmart version of me babe 🫶🏼

[Jess @halestorm247]

Things I love: my baby
Things I don’t love: not sleeping when he sleeps cause I still have to pump, and even then I still wake up covered in boob milk

[Jess @halestorm247]

Aric and I spent all day sitting on our couch doing nothing except saying “wow this could be our last day of freedom before we have a baby” and still proceeded to do nothing

[Jess @halestorm247]

Listening to Aric snore while I’ve been up since 1 am really just isn’t fair

[Jess @halestorm247]

If it was warm out I would be driving so quick to get a Gatorade. But I’m cold, and Aric is sleeping, and I shouldn’t wake him up for a Gatorade

[Jess @halestorm247]

Someone please tell me how @tacobell has a 5 item limit for ordering at 8 pm on a Thursday.

Not a limit of what’s available, not - “sorry we’re out of this”.

You can choose 5 items, but only 5.
Girl bye.

[Jess @halestorm247]

Im counting down the days until this baby is out of me and I can get a fucking tattoo

[Jess @halestorm247]

Our neighbors close their car doors so aggressively and I wish I could understand why

[Jess @halestorm247]

Aric goes to the gym before work everyday but the gym doesn’t open until 7 on weekends so I’m eating my early morning snack alone today

[Jess @halestorm247]

I cannot wait to get this baby out of me and go lay in a tanning bed. That’s all. All I want.

[Jess @halestorm247]

I want a new tattoo

[Jess @halestorm247]

@SoWhatIfYouGo Dog only lets me let him out in the mornings apparently

[Jess @halestorm247]

Me and my unborn child are simply requesting that McDonald’s brings back strawberry cream pies within a 2 hour radius if Racine, wi. thank you.