Derek

[Derek @haletothealpha]

Somehow I've ended up right back here.

Again.

[Derek @haletothealpha]

The abs, huh? Well, at least I've got that going for me. [He smiled a bit before leaning down to press a kiss to her forehead.] Anything I can do to help? Maybe a hot bath? I can get it ready for you.

[L. Martin @StentorianSiren]

It was your abs that did it. [She chuckled whilst slipping her arms over his shoulders.] Nothing, really. Just in one of those moods.

[Derek @haletothealpha]

And yet I got you to fall for me. Who would've ever thought? [He teased, tugging her close.] What's going on, baby?

[L. Martin @StentorianSiren]

Yeah, you are usually a Debbie Downer. [An innocent smile tugs at her lips.]

[Derek @haletothealpha]

Not because of drinking...

[Derek @haletothealpha]

I was kidding. Just trying to lighten the mood. You know that's not one of my strong traits.

[L. Martin @StentorianSiren]

I find that statement offensive, babe.

[Derek @haletothealpha]

As opposed to every other night?

[L. Martin @StentorianSiren]

You have to carry me home bad?

[𝓢𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭. @flawinhiscode]

⠀⠀
*ੈ✩‧₊˚. 𝓢.𝓜

⠀⠀ ⠀ i’ll spill my
heart for
𝐲 𝐨 𝐮.

𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢,
# 𝓜isguided.
https://t.co/eQsighhZwg

[Derek @haletothealpha]

....just how bad are we talking here?

[L. Martin @StentorianSiren]

And make a few bad decisions.

[Derek @haletothealpha]

@StentorianSiren Hence why I could use a sexy lawyer...

[Derek @haletothealpha]

The way it is so 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑 around here—

[Derek @haletothealpha]

Enjoying the view?

[L. Martin @StentorianSiren]

I might just stand here and watch you walk away for a few seconds first.

[Derek @haletothealpha]

Thanks, Stiles. Congrats on the wedding, by the way! Couldn't happen to two better people.

[Eli King @PsycopathCEO]

No apology necessary. I’ve never been better. I got married to an amazing man. I was only joking about feeling abandoned but sincere about it being nice to see you both again. I wish you both well.

[Derek @haletothealpha]

Well, that's absolutely a rhetorical question. So.

[Derek @haletothealpha]

@StentorianSiren See? I know what I'm talking about. Should give me more credit.

[Derek @haletothealpha]

Yea, sorry about that. Just needed a break from here for awhile. You doing okay, though?

[Eli King @PsycopathCEO]

I got over my squeamishness to blood. It’s nice to see you and Lydia back I might have missed you both.

{Stiles shrugs nonchalantly}

[Derek @haletothealpha]

My bad. I haven't had a chance to shower yet.

[Derek @haletothealpha]

Why? Too 𝑡𝑎𝑚𝑒?

[Derek @haletothealpha]

@StentorianSiren Hm. True. Might be too distracting for the jury to make a fair decision.

[Derek @haletothealpha]

Hm. Interesting. You did one hell of a job.

[Eli King @PsycopathCEO]

Maybe it’s dead because you and Lydia abandoned me with these people! I might have gotten annoyed and killed everyone.

[Derek @haletothealpha]

@StentorianSiren Maybe you could reinvent the dress code. Spice it up. Lydia Martin style.

[Derek @haletothealpha]

There's nothing tame about me, baby. But sure.