I pay $6 at Starbucks for my drink and it tastes like someone ashed their cig in it
I pay $2 for my Carmel swirl iced coffee at Dunkin and it tastes like god came down himself and handed it to me
I wish my FBI watcher would offer me some life advice. "You don't need to buy that." "How many times must you check TWC for signs of a snow day?" "You do not have mad cow disease." I'd be all, you know what, Chad, you're right. Thanks, bud.