Haley Miller

[Kaila Colbin @kcolbin]

Here is the thing to understand about flattening the curve.

It only works if we take necessary measures before they seem necessary.

And if it works, people will think we over-reacted.

We have to be willing to look like we over-reacted.

[Haley Miller @haley1miller]

@jublia_tf Ugh same wish you could have been here!

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

🚨 #MLSCup Signed Ball Giveaway 🚨

Before tonight's #PORvATL rematch (10 ET, FS1 & TSN), we're giving away signed balls from the two squads in last year's MLS Cup.

Retweet 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧 for a chance to win. Contest runs 24 hours—full rules: https://t.co/o3PB1ZLo3c

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Today I did something stupid. I questioned myself. And I'll never do that again.

[The Office Greatest Moments @context__office]

it’s spooky szn

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Checking your bank account on Sunday after going out all weekend

https://t.co/Gbjz28lG7Q

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

*jumps over my problems* parkour

[Isaac Garcia @juicyisaac]

She asked if she can say a bad word I’m lmfao 😂😂💀

[tonya m. @tonyamj_]

My 5 step plan to a life of success:

1. Graduate from school
2. ???
3. ??????
4. ???????????
5. Retire to my beach house in Tobago

[jo jurnham @FScottPilgrim]

working with children: a mood board

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

wow another day gone by and no one has sent me $1000 on venmo

[Tyler @_tylermoss]

Corvallis bar scene: A vine thread

[just a bunny 🐇⛓️‍💥 @rosyghoul]

damn smash mouth was right, the years start coming and they really don’t stop coming

[derek.eth @ProdigyNelson]

OH MY GOD

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE NO WHAT DID YOU SAY DUDE WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE https://t.co/nHwpxd6kGT

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I guess they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven in business school.

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

When your friend texts you "help cosm pckn m up" at 2am https://t.co/OJgeUzoYjD

[b @bradleex]

13. youll. neva. see. this. face. again.