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vibe

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The universe is my partner in crime

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If I didn’t have teeth I’d be so skinny

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Does everyone have their brights on or is that just my astigmatism?

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I bet if you farted in space you’d go forward a little bit

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A respectable 4 wipes!

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Wes Anderson: reliably saying absolutely nothing to absolutely no one since 1969

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On a Monday after grocery shopping for the week my dad had a full blown meltdown because there was too much food* in the fridge and pantry.

He said “can’t we call agree this is too much of a good thing”

*there were 5 adults eating B, L, & D in the house

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fat phobic micro-aggressions a la familia: a thread

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Instead of eating lunch at a normal hour on our mother-daughter hiking trip, my mother insisted I shouldn’t be hungry and refused to break for lunch till 3pm

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diarrhea

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I honestly can’t decide if it’s a good thing that I can’t spell diaria. Diharria. Diarea. Diharrea.

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So anyways, despite JoJo Siwa’s actions, I’m still out

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Just so y’all know if i go a few days without posting, it’s not because I’m not wiping

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An incredible and uncomfortable 15 wipes

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9 wipes 🙂

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3 wipes 🧽

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1 wipe!!!! 🥰

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2 wipes!!!