Haley Abramowitz

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

I miss playing so much

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

Can we please stop putting the plus size section like buried at the bottom of apps and websites like it’s an after thought

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

@captaintrashly Now read the Throne of Glass series and it will be Rowan

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

Can @quintabrunson make an Abbott Elementary for nurses? There’s never a show for nurses🥺

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

Ayo screw vecna for preying on the depressed we got it bad enough🥺

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

Abbi and Ilana have had a heavy influence on my life more than anyone and anything on this planet

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

Name one MCU character that got their happy ending. I’ll wait.

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

Can Elon see my tweet about him in my drafts….?

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

Name the greatest trilogy of all time, I’ll go first

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

Did we ever figure out why the Twilight people decided to CGI the baby?

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

@_kwalla The exploding boob one I think is where my fear of flying came from and I dont even have implants lmao

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

Hey Cetaphil maybe advertise that your new formula contains nut oils a little better so people don’t break out into hives and have to go to the ED with a closing throat

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

Missing the Brie that Amazon fresh never delivered😔

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

I just wanna know what kind of movie my life is

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

@captaintrashly Cap

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

This is the first year since I was a freshman in high school where The 1975 hasn’t been my top artist

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

I think about the go piss girl meme every single day of my sad little life

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

Oh look it’s time to watch Broad City in its entirety for the 8th time

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

My thoughts are almost always incoherent like even I don’t know what’s going on up there or what any of it means

[Haley Abramowitz @haley877]

If my ear don’t finna pop soon I swear