haley🦕

i’m bitches

[໊ @eusexua]

i could never skip a video of fka twigs performing sushi

[austí @austussy]

Chicago bitches don’t play about the ABBA cover band, they will trample you and stand on your lifeless body to get a better view

[ivy 🦢 @heavenstonight]

she was so quick with it omg

[haley🦕 @haley_730]

@siegfriedkjs how dare you

[lea @leaaxcx]

me if i hear “I just wanna go real hard , i just wanna go real hard” at the mff tour

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

Doing a Girls personality test and getting the old woman in season 3 who begs Jessa to help her kill herself

[haley🦕 @haley_730]

@papiwontmiss you are living my dream

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's at the Super 8 motel off I-95 with Hunter Biden as friends

[nessa @anemvas]

im kinda very fond of them playing a constant game of "yes, and" with each other

[emily north @north0fnorth]

1060 w addison st chicago il 60613

[haley🦕 @haley_730]

@charli_xcx OH MY GOD PLEASE 🙏🙏😭😭

[Charli @charli_xcx]

wait…. i miss pink diamond…. maybe i need to start playing her again…

[aaron @fkaclownnoises]

Chicago is one of the only places where it’s socially acceptable to dox yourself to strangers. I love telling random people I met once my exact intersection as small talk

[gb @im_gayb]

28 year old in Chicago:

[Katya @katya_zamo]

The only things left I want career-wise are: 1. Deborah Vance to run me over with her Rolls Royce (and keep driving) and/or 2. For Kayla to do an obituary tik tok about it misspelling my name

[emily north @north0fnorth]

my commute is essentially just gazing out the window and vibing while getting views like this. no traffic, no paying for gas, no spending time finding parking. it’s so awesome i can’t imagine doing anything else

[vicc ★ @spaceyvicky]

she put crack and coke in this song i just cant stop listening to it https://t.co/dyJW5kAeQj

[Craig Shimala @cshimala]

Morning commute on the Duck Line in Chicago.