haley!

🦂

[mika @mikasagrada]

Quando a polícia passa e eu tenho que fingir que não fiz nada (eu não fiz nada)

[NashSevereWx @NashSevereWx]

❄️ Winter’s on the way, Nashville, and it’s time for one of our favorite traditions.

Every year our friends at Open Table Nashville send us a wish list of what they need to care for the homeless population through the cold months. And every year, y’all show up big. Let’s do it again.

When the temperatures drop, not everyone has a warm place to go. Open Table Nashville is out there on those freezing nights, and your gift puts warm supplies right into the hands of people who need them.

Here’s how to help:
1️⃣ Open the wish list: https://t.co/Rbm1BgB3Mh
2️⃣ Pick an item (big or small, all of it matters)
3️⃣ It ships straight to Open Table Nashville

Every pair of socks, every blanket, every hand warmer makes a difference on a night when it’s below freezing.

[strict asian obama @cybergrla]

how it feels when someone says something that confirms they lied to you a while ago

[erin chack @ErinChack]

My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

“Nagging” is how we turned men’s lack of accountability into women’s character flaw.

Instead of questioning why he needs to be asked 10 times, we criticize her for asking 10 times.

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

If men suffer in silence why so many podcasts..?????!!!??

[Charlie Santana @SANTANABURNER7]

Lindsay Clancy into Cornell 7 straight into national boyfriend day is like the 9/11 for looking at instagram stories

[🦢 @loungingmee]

I recently read:

“When I hear ‘not all men,’ my response is: ‘Not all sharks either, but I still get scared when I see one.’”

And whew. That’s it. That’s the whole fucking point.

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

“Oh but she was drinking.”
Women should be able to be drunk around their male friends without being assaulted btw.

[haley! @haley_annsmith]

I have a boyfriend now btw

[haley! @haley_annsmith]

All 57 !!!!!!!!!

[haley! @haley_annsmith]

I’m blaming Trump for this whack ass broadcast static 😒

[Thomas Ladder @19lily98]

Me pulling an extremely niche “never have I ever” question and looking directly towards the friend that did it

[Isabella DeSheplo @irdesheplo]

saw a leaf fall this morning

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long sleeve shirt for fall but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

[send help @himitsunobarade]

Dear Americans, this week's compromised type of FOOD is *spins the wheel* ICE CREAM that has been contaminated with *spins the wheel* STONES

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

tears in my eyes everything is going to be okay