haley

[MikedUpSports @MikedUpSports1]

Me whenever my first child is birthed

[jynx @jynxbby]

“yeah no” is my fav combo fr

[chris @ATR3lDES]

when you say you enjoy sports as a woman and they start asking what the players had for breakfast 3 days ago

[feline priestly 👠👠 @trulystreep]

“who hurt you?” THIS SONG.

[mariana @pastapilled]

why didn’t carrie’s friends just kill big

[dragon age fan @dragonagefan67]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[peter @arabatman_]

“you feel me?” brother I haven’t felt anything since the scholastic book fair

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

“Don’t look at the sun” ok then what do I look at

[niomi @82pondview]

(on the verge of having a complete psychotic break) i need to make some kind of a list or perhaps sort things into categories

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me dissociating in the middle of a conversation:

[lauren @winonaddict]

me if there was an award for never shutting the fuck up

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.

[ceili @almondpastries]

another day as a big girl with a big girl job

[Koco Caine’s Straw @tyjnick]

What a privilege it is to exist at the same time as the hint of lime tortilla chip

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the gossip girl thanksgiving episode where everyone got exposed while whatcha say by jason derulo is playing, that’s history.

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Statement from Coach Mike Tomlin: