Haley Roberts

somehow i am a software engineer

[Haley Roberts @haley_codes]

@HashiCorp tf cloud is down lol can u update the status page so my boss knows im not slacking off

[Jase Cooper @jasecoop]

Instagram asked me to do a survey and they are literally having an existential crisis

[Peter Yang @petergyang]

PM who infiltrated the dev only slack channel to understand how the project is *really* going https://t.co/MjI5ia3ytG

[Madison Kanna @Madisonkanna]

everything OK babe? you’ve barely touched the newest JS framework

[Haley Roberts @haley_codes]

@BigLeagz you got me there

[Haley Roberts @haley_codes]

my biggest struggle as an engineer is that i have no idea how to spell environment. i had to google the spelling just for this tweet. like, WHO IS RON?

[Haley Roberts @haley_codes]

@kevinjcall Is it Giuseppe???

[Haley Roberts @haley_codes]

@gill_kyle This is genuinely hilarious, I tweeted this on a whim and truly did not expect the chaotic results

[Haley Roberts @haley_codes]

I am actively watching my sister-in-law’s Facebook be hacked by refreshing her page over and over and I am disappointed that I don’t know how to trace their IP :(

[Haley Roberts @haley_codes]

@parkerawilliams @BeeenRoberts @bloomtech A company called ScopeAR. He’s actually a little more Solutions, sort of like you!

[Haley Roberts @haley_codes]

Everyone say congrats @BeeenRoberts because he started his first engineering job today!! He successfully made the switch to tech!! @bloomtech

[ra¢hel @rachdele]

I hear the tech correction is so bad that ml startups are back to linear regression

[Haley Roberts @haley_codes]

she's a 10, but she still has to google how to generate a date in milliseconds in python (it's me) #python #softwareengineer #doyouthinkmybosswillfindthis

[Haley Roberts @haley_codes]

@parkerawilliams https://t.co/dgYygQ8QMK it's not quite using emojis AS regex, but rather matching emojis WITH regex.

[Haley Roberts @haley_codes]

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERE IS A REPO FOR EMOJI REGEX???

[yaoi gagarin @shattybuns_mk2]

i am the captain now

[Haley Roberts @haley_codes]

@BeeenRoberts is looking for an entry level full stack job after switching careers with @bloomtech! if anyone knows of an open position, lmk and i'll pass the message along. I feel really lucky to be in tech and excited that Ben has made the switch!! #SoftwareEngineer #fullstack

[Haley Roberts @haley_codes]

when I interned at @PetSmart I was listening to music and a song had a dog barking in the background and I freaked out bc I thought it was a real dog right behind me bc everyone could bring their dogs to the corporate office. this is the only thing i miss about non-remote work

[Haley Roberts @haley_codes]

if you're looking for a PR review, send this meme I just made to another engineer, guaranteed review in a matter of minutes #SoftwareEngineering #github #prrequest