Halesss 🌤

I’m a 3, but I’m funny.

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

In honor of my recent concussion, just wanna bring this gem back.

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

Oh lawd. If only you knew what 2020 would bring. It’s 2024 and it still feels like 2020.

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

2019 was rough tough

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

2019 was rough tough

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

She really put me in the “timeout” for someone else during lunch. High school was weird. Ms. Marie, you were cool.

[Doug Rizer @RizerBEARDOWN]

Ms. Marie you will be missed. Your love and affection to our students and staff will never be forgotten!🐻⬇️

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

I live in DC. That’s WILD

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

I really leave the shit hole of Minot in 1 month… CRAZY

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

Ladies and gents.

No means no, right? Can someone please explain why that is so hard to comprehend?? Please.

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

@teesho____ They used to have a cookie Sunday. It was DELIGHTFUL

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

How does someone go through so much change in one week??

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

@teesho____ Do it

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

@daylen_rae Well I’m mentally unstable and just got a cat SOOOO

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

@Imperi0_ Deployed LOL

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

How does someone tell you to pick out an engagement ring, and then 2 months later say “I don’t see you in my future”?????¿

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

@naturesap It is, to me. 😌

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

@naturesap 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

And to think I went back to men… LOL

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

Drove in my first blizzard today. Not ok.

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

I have “all time low” on repeat. If you were wondering, I’m not ok 😂

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

Can’t wait to eat shitty maf food for 7 days. If only I could warn my gut…

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

Doctor: you’re back on crutches for a week

Drunk me: *puts them upside down, walks on them as stilts*

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

It gets better…. Kinda

[Halesss 🌤 @haley_cornett]

Having a significant other deploy is a different kind of heartbreak. My heart literally aches.